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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Entering the Top 500 (and T-minus 2 days and counting…)

Know Your Medal of Honor Recipients:

Sergeant James E. Flynn (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on May 22, 1863, at Vicksburg, Mississippi. His citation reads:

Gallantry in the charge of the "volunteer storming party."

Sergeant Alexander Joseph Foley (US Marine Corps) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on July 13, 1900, near Tientsin, China. His citation reads:

In the presence of the enemy in the battle near Tientsin, China, 13 July 1900, Foley distinguished himself by meritorious conduct.

Sergeant John H. Foley (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on April 26, 1872, at Loupe Fork, Platte River, Nebraska. His citation reads:

Gallantry in action.


Well today will get us into the Top 500 of the Countdown. I know I haven’t had too much to say about the movie list yet, but now we’re getting to movies that were harder and harder to rank. You are going to start seeing some all-time greats showing up on the list now. I would say more, but I’m still working on a pretty big post for Tuesday. I’m not sure if I’ve told you or not, but Tuesday is going to be a pretty big deal…

By the way, congrats to our good friend Ross over at Skipping Stones (a blog that we have been anxiously waiting on to post something new for about 9 months now) on his recent engagement. Below are Ross’ Top 5 Movies…

Ross from Skipping Stones’ Top 5 Movies

5. Finding Nemo

4. Walk Like a Man

3. When Harry Met Sally

2. The Shawshank Redemption

1. Forrest Gump


The I’m just sayin… Top 2,613 Movies of All-Time Countdown

550 Marley & Me
David Frankel
Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston
2008

549 Drumline
Charles Stone III
Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana, Orlando Jones
2002

548 Airport 1975
Jack Smight
Charlton Heston, Karen Black, Gloria Swanson, George Kennedy, Susan Clark, Linda Blair, Myrna Loy,
1974

547 Bruce Almighty
Tom Shadyac
Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Carell
2003
Bruce: "Yes, behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes, folks!"

546 The Buddy Holly Story
Steve Rash
Gary Busey, Charles Martin Smith, Don Stroud
1978

545 Toy Story 2
John Lasseter, Lee Unkrich, Ash Brannon
voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Annie Potts, Don Rickles
1999
Buzz Lightyear: "I'll never give in. You killed my father!"
Emperor Zurg: "No, Buzz. I *am* your father!"
Buzz Lightyear: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

544 All the Right Moves
Michael Chapman
Tom Cruise, Craig T. Nelson, Lea Thompson, Chris Penn
1983

543 2012
Roland Emmerich
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Danny Glover, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Woody Harrelson
2009

542 Kung Fu Panda 2
Jennifer Yuh
Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Ian McShane, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross, James Hong, Jackie Chan, Victor Garber, Michelle Yeoh, Dennis Haysbert, Gary Oldman, Danny McBride, James Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme
2011

541 Stakeout
John Badham
Richard Dreyfuss, Emilio Estevez, Madeleine Stowe, Aidan Quinn
1987

540 Basic
John McTiernan
John Travolta, Connie Nielsen, Samuel L. Jackson
2003

539 Batman
Leslie H. Martinson
Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith
1966

538 The Alamo
John Wayne
John Wayne, Richard Widmark, Laurence Harvey, Chill Wills
1960

537 Moulin Rouge!
Baz Luhrmann
Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor
2001

536 Meet Joe Black
Martin Brest
Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Claire Forlani, Jake Weber, Jeffrey Tambor, Marcia Gay Harden
1998

535 Miss Congeniality
Donald Petrie
Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Caine, William Shatner, Candice Bergen
2000

534 Casualties of War
Brian De Palma
Michael J. Fox, Sean Penn
1989

533 Shaft
John Singleton
Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa Williams, Jeffrey Wright, Richard Roundtree, Christian Bale
2000

532 S.W.A.T.
Clark Johnson
Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J
2003

531 Seems Like Old Times
Jay Sandrich
Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, Charles Grodin
1980
Nick Gardenia: "I think the three of us make a wonderful pair".

530 Rambo III
Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone
1988
[Rambo and Colonel Trautman stand alone facing an enemy army]
Colonel Trautman: "What do we do?"
Rambo: "Well, surrounding them's out of the question…"

529 That Hagen Girl
Peter Godfrey
Ronald Reagan, Shirley Temple
1947

528 Superman III
Richard Lester
Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Robert Vaughn, Annette O'Toole
1983

527 Happy Feet
George Miller, Warren Coleman, Judy Morris
Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman
2006

526 Stir Crazy
Sidney Poitier
Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder
1980

525 Gone in 60 Seconds
Dominic Sena
Nicolas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Angelina Jolie, Robert Duvall
2000

524 Evan Almighty
Tom Shadyac
Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, John Goodman, Wanda Sykes
2007
Eugene: [to Evan] "I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table".

523 Funny Farm
George Roy Hill
Chevy Chase, Madolyn Smith
1988
Andy Farmer: "As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter".

522 Toy Story 3
Lee Unkrich
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Ned Beatty, Don Rickles, Michael Keaton, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, Estelle Harris, John Morris, Jodi Benson, Laurie Metcalf, Blake Clark, Teddy Newton, Bud Luckey, Timothy Dalton, Lori Alan, Kristen Schaal, Jeff Garlin, Bonnie Hunt, John Cygan, Jeff Pidgeon, Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Angel, R. Lee Ermey, Jan Rabson, Richard Kind
2010

521 Hellcats of the Navy
Nathan Juran
Ronald Reagan, Nancy Davis
1957

520 Any Given Sunday
Oliver Stone
Al Pacino, Dennis Quaid, Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx, James Woods, LL Cool J, John C. McGinley, Ann-Margret, Jim Brown
1999

519 Lone Wolf McQuade
Steve Carver
Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera
1983

518 Beverly Hills Cop III
John Landis
Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo
1994
Axel: "You got a fifty dollar bill?"
Jon Flint: "I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years".

517 The Great Gatsby
Jack Clayton
Robert Redford, Mia Farrow, Sam Waterston, Bruce Dern
1974

516 The Jackal
Michael Caton-Jones
Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier, Diane Venora
1997

515 The Right Stuff
Philip Kaufman
Ed Harris, Scott Glenn, Dennis Quaid, Fred Ward, Sam Shepard, Charles Frank Lance Henriksen, Barbara Hershey, Kim Stanley
1983

514 Flags of Our Fathers
Clint Eastwood
Ryan Phillippe, Jesse Bradford, Adam Beach
2006

513 The Tender Trap
Charles Walters
Frank Sinatra, Debbie Reynolds, Celeste Holm
1955

512 Puss in Boots
Chris Miller
Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Sedaris, Walt Dohrn (narrator), Zeus Mendoza, Constance Marie
2011

511 Zodiac
David Fincher
Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey, Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Edwards, Chloe Sevigny, John Carroll Lynch, Brian Cox
2007

510 Kiss the Girls
Gary Fleder
Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd
1997

509 Airport
George Seaton
Burt Lancaster, Dean Martin, Jean Seberg, Jacqueline Bisset, Maureen Stapleton, Van Heflin, George Kennedy, Helen Hayes
1970

508 Poseidon
Wolfgang Petersen
Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Richard Dreyfuss, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodriguez, Emmy Rossum
2006

507 Fantastic Four
Tim Story
Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans, Julian McMahon, Kerry Washington
2005

506 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Duwayne Dunham
Don Ameche, Michael J. Fox, Sally Field, Benj Thall
1993

505 Dinner for Schmucks
Jay Roach
Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Jemaine Clement, Jeff Dunham, Zach Galifianakis, Bruce Greenwood, Ron Livingston, Rick Overton, Lucy Punch, Andrea Savage, David Walliams
2010

504 Jack Frost
Troy Miller
Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Joseph Cross, Mark Addy, Henry Rollins
1998

503 Fame
Alan Parker
Irene Cara, Debbie Allen, Maureen Teefy
1980

502 Jerry Maguire
Cameron Crowe
Tom Cruise, Renée Zellweger, Cuba Gooding Jr., Bonnie Hunt, Regina King, Jay Mohr, Jonathan Lipnicki, Kelly Preston, Jerry O'Connell
1996
Jerry Maguire: "I love black people!"

501 High Anxiety
Mel Brooks
Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, Harvey Korman
1977

500 Heartbreak Ridge
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood, Mario van Peebles, Marsha Mason
1986

499 Armed and Dangerous
Mark L. Lester
John Candy, Eugene Levy, Meg Ryan
1986
Maggie Cavanaugh: "Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all".

498 Role Models
David Wain
Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb'e J. Thompson, Jane Lynch, Elizabeth Banks
2008

497 The Juror
Brian Gibson
Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Gandolfini, Anne Heche, Lindsay Crouse
1996

496 Catch Me If You Can
Steven Spielberg
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Amy Adams, Martin Sheen, Nathalie Baye, James Brolin
2002

495 Knight and Day
James Mangold
Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Maggie Grace, Peter Sarsgaard, Paul Dano, Viola Davis
2010

494 No Strings Attached
Ivan Reitman
Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, Cary Elwes, Kevin Kline, Greta Gerwig, Lake Bell, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges
2011

493 Dragnet
Tom Mankiewicz
Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Dabney Coleman, Harry Morgan
1987
Sylvia Wiss: [pulls her top off] "Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?"
Friday: "No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular".

492 Houseguest
Randall Miller
Sinbad, Phil Hartman
1995

491 Being John Malkovich
Spike Jonze
John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, John Malkovich
1999

490 Fiddler on the Roof
Norman Jewison
Topol, Norma Crane
1971

489 Dead Poets Society
Peter Weir
Robin Williams, Robert Sean Leonard, Ethan Hawke, Josh Charles
1989

488 Dead Presidents
Albert Hughes
Larenz Tate, Keith David, Chris Tucker
1995

487 Buck Privates
Arthur Lubin
Abbott and Costello
1941

486 The Three Musketeers
Stephen Herek
Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Chris O'Donnell, Tim Curry, Rebecca De Mornay
1993

485 First Knight
Jerry Zucker
Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Julia Ormond
1995

484 Cop Out
Kevin Smith
Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak, Guillermo Diaz, Seann William Scott
2010

483 The Muppet Christmas Carol
Brian Henson
Michael Caine
1992

482 Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
John Sturges
Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster, DeForest Kelley, Dennis Hopper
1957

481 Fever Pitch
Peter and Bobby Farrelly
Drew Barrymore, Jimmy Fallon
2005

480 Wayne's World 2
Stephen Surjik
Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Tia Carrere, Christopher Walken
1993

479 Along Came Polly
John Hamburg
Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing
2004

478 That Thing You Do!
Tom Hanks
Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler, Tom Hanks
1996

477 The Longest Day
Ken Annakin
John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Robert Ryan, George Segal
1962

476 High Crimes
Carl Franklin
Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, James Caviezel
2002


The I’m just sayin… Bible Verse of the Week
EPHESIANS 4:31-32

31 Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. 32 Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

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