Disclaimer

If you do not know me (I mean, really know me) then there is something you need to understand before you read this blog: I value the truth above everything else... except a good laugh. A good laugh will almost always beat the truth as far as I’m concerned. Everything you read on this blog will be true, somewhat true, or something I made up in an effort to get a laugh. Sometimes I will go on a rant that I don’t really mean (or only kind of mean). Sometimes I will mean what I write only to completely change my mind a year, month, or day later. Such is life. By reading this blog you agree not to get offended by anything I write (or, at the very least, you agree not to tell me or anyone else that you are offended). It is worth noting that my employer does not endorse my blog (or even read it, to tell you the truth). The Wife also does not endorse my blog (though she will read it from time to time). I am not paid to write this... it’s just my way of giving back to the community. I have, and will, touch on a wide range of subjects and will give my opinion on these subjects. Again, most of what I say is for laughs but every now and then I will say what I really think and feel (see my views on Westboro Baptist Cult). How will you know when I’m serious and when I’m trying to get a laugh? You’ll know. And if you don’t know, well... maybe this isn’t the best thing for you to be reading. So, sit back, read and enjoy. Leave comments if you want and don’t be afraid to publicly follow me.



Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Getting to Know Me – Part 2

The following are places where I do business (or will do business). As you know, the only reason to write a wildly successful blog is to help your friends, crush your enemies, and get stuff for free. Today is the “help my friends” day… although some of these places may not even realize they are my friends.

Let’s start with my new favorite church: Ashley Ridge, A United Methodist Community of people not calling themselves United Methodist (aka, Ashley Ridge Church).

Grocery Store: Piggly Wiggly

Electronic Communication Needs: Carter Electronics

Mortgage: SunTrust Mortgage

Fast Food: Chic-fil-A

Lumber: Berlin G. Meyers Lumber Corporation

Steel: Nucor Steel

Work/Western Clothes: The Bootjack

Bookstore: Barnes and Noble

Vacation Rental: Da Casa Banana2

Charities of Choice: Alzheimer’s Association, Summerville Miracle League, Pattison’s Academy, Charleston Animal Society, and the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

So there you have it. I expect to hear about a big spike in business from all of these places. And when you buy (or give) make sure you tell them I’m just sayin… sent you. Really, if you go to the church, tell them I sent you (even if you were going to go anyway). :-)
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  1. The WifeJune 11, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    It is a wonder you can get the huge head through your shirt holes.

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