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Friday, June 10, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!

Today we at I’m just sayin… would like to wish my favorite nephew Austin a very happy birthday!!! Austin turns 9 today and we hope he has a great day. Already in his 9 years with us he has become a great baseball player and an award winning student. He also once sang a Johnny Cash song in a church talent show. Friends, I’ve always said that the great ones make people change the rules. Well, sources tell me that songs in this talent show now have to be pre-approved. That’s what I’m talking about. I’m already trying to think of ideas to help him top this last performance (not to give all my ideas away, but my favorite so far is: Sing Hells Bells with a handbell choir playing back-up). Anyway, Happy Birthday Austin! We love you!

Speaking of Bob Gibson, I saw this great story (told by Dusty Baker) on Wikipedia:

“Hank Aaron told me ‘Don't dig in against Bob Gibson, he'll knock you down. He'd knock down his own grandmother if she dared to challenge him. Don't stare at him, don't smile at him, don't talk to him. He doesn't like it. If you happen to hit a home run, don't run too slow, don't run too fast. If you happen to want to celebrate, get in the tunnel first. And if he hits you, don't charge the mound, because he's a Gold Glove boxer.’ I'm like, ‘Damn, what about my 17-game hitting streak?’ That was the night it ended.”

Know Your Medal of Honor Recipients:

First Lieutenant Lloyd L. Burke (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on October 28, 1951 near Chong-dong, Korea. His citation reads:

1st Lt. Burke, distinguished himself by conspicuous gallantry and outstanding courage above and beyond the call of duty in action against the enemy. Intense enemy fire had pinned down leading elements of his company committed to secure commanding ground when 1st Lt. Burke left the command post to rally and urge the men to follow him toward 3 bunkers impeding the advance. Dashing to an exposed vantage point he threw several grenades at the bunkers, then, returning for an Ml rifle and adapter, he made a lone assault, wiping out the position and killing the crew. Closing on the center bunker he lobbed grenades through the opening and, with his pistol, killed 3 of its occupants attempting to surround him. Ordering his men forward he charged the third emplacement, catching several grenades in midair and hurling them back at the enemy. Inspired by his display of valor his men stormed forward, overran the hostile position, but were again pinned down by increased fire. Securing a light machine gun and 3 boxes of ammunition, 1st Lt. Burke dashed through the impact area to an open knoll, set up his gun and poured a crippling fire into the ranks of the enemy, killing approximately 75. Although wounded, he ordered more ammunition, reloading and destroying 2 mortar emplacements and a machine gun position with his accurate fire. Cradling the weapon in his arms he then led his men forward, killing some 25 more of the retreating enemy and securing the objective. 1st Lt. Burke's heroic action and daring exploits inspired his small force of 35 troops. His unflinching courage and outstanding leadership reflect the highest credit upon himself, the infantry, and the U.S. Army.

Farrier Patrick J. Burke (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions during 1868 in Arizona. His citation reads:

Bravery in scouts and actions against Indians.

Private Richard Burke (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions from October 1876 – January 1877 at Cedar Creek, Montana. His citation reads:

Gallantry in engagements.

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