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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Breaking into the Top 1,000

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


1065 Witness
Peter Weir
Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, Lukas Haas
1985

1064 ...And Justice for All
Norman Jewison
Al Pacino, John Forsythe, Christine Lahti, Jack Warden
1979

1063 White Christmas
Michael Curtiz
Rosemary Clooney, Bing Crosby, Vera-Ellen, Danny Kaye
1954

1062 Tin Pan Alley
Walter Lang
Alice Faye, Betty Grable, Jack Oakie
1940

1061 Sands of Iwo Jima
Allan Dwan
John Wayne, John Agar, Forrest Tucker
1949

1060 Abbott and Costello in Hollywood
S. Sylvan Simon
Abbott and Costello, Lucille Ball, Rags Ragland
1945

1059 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
Rob Cohen
Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly
1993

1058 Fury
David Ayer
Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lerman, Michael Peña, Jon Bernthal, Scott Eastwood, Jason Isaacs, Xavier Samuel, Anamaria Marinca, Alicia von Rittberg
2014

1057 Chinatown
Roman Polanski
Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston
1974

1056 An Eye for an Eye
Steve Carver
Chuck Norris, Christopher Reeve, Richard Roundtree
1981

1055 The Seven Year Itch
Billy Wilder
Tom Ewell, Marilyn Monroe
1955

1054 Dog Day Afternoon
Sidney Lumet
Al Pacino, John Cazale, Charles Durning, Chris Sarandon
1975
Sonny: [Addresses other officers moving toward him] What's he doing? Go back there man! He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it! Huh? ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

1053 Dr. Dolittle 2
Steve Carr
Eddie Murphy, Raven-Symone, Kevin Pollak
2001

1052 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Michael Apted
Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Liam Neeson, Will Poulter, Simon Pegg
2010

1051 Who Done It?
Erle C. Kenton
Abbott and Costello
1942

1050 Brother Orchid
Lloyd Bacon
Edward G. Robinson, Humphrey Bogart, Ann Sothern
1940

1049 Varsity Blues
Brian Robbins
James Van Der Beek, Jon Voight, Paul Walker, Amy Smart, Scott Caan, Ron Lester, Ali Larter, Eliel Swinton
1999
Mox: "I don't want your life".

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

1048 Eyes Wide Shut
Stanley Kubrick
Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Sydney Pollack
1999

1047 Hell or High Water
David Mackenzie
Jeff Bridges, Chris Pine, Ben Foster, Gil Birmingham
2016

1046 Wrong Is Right
Richard Brooks
Sean Connery, Katharine Ross
1982

1045 Banning
Ron Winston
Robert Wagner, Anjanette Comer, Jill St. John
1967

1044 We Are the Marines
Louis De Rochemont
1942

1043 Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
J. Lee Thompson
Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz
1987

1042 Code of Silence
Andrew Davis
Chuck Norris, Molly Hagan, Henry Silva, Mike Genovese
1985

1041 One Night in the Tropics
A. Edward Sutherland
Abbott and Costello
1940

1040 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Edward Zwick
Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders, Danika Yarosh, Aldis Hodge, Patrick Heusinger, Holt McCallany, Robert Knepper
2016

1039 Paris Blues
Martin Ritt
Sidney Poitier, Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward
1961

1038 Foxcatcher
Bennett Miller
Channing Tatum, Steve Carell, Mark Ruffalo
2014

1037 The Young Lions
Edward Dmytryk
Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift, Dean Martin, Hope Lange
1958

1036 Fast & Furious 6
Justin Lin
Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Luke Evans, Gina Carano, Tyrese Gibson, Rita Ora, Jason Statham, Joe Taslim
2013

1035 The Delta Force
Menahem Golan
Chuck Norris
1986

1034 Deepwater Horizon
Peter Berg
Mark Wahlberg, Kurt Russell, Kate Hudson, John Malkovich, Dylan O'Brien, Gina Rodriguez
2016

1033 Twilight
Catherine Hardwicke
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Peter Facinelli, Billy Burke, Anna Kendrick
1970.430014

1032 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Peter Jackson
Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Cate Blanchett
2002

1031 90 Minutes in Heaven
Michael Polish
Hayden Christensen, Kate Bosworth, Dwight Yoakam, Michael W. Smith
2015

1030 Doctor Strange
Scott Derrickson
Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tilda Swinton, Rachel McAdams, Mads Mikkelsen, Michael Stuhlbarg
2016

1029 Friends with Kids
Jennifer Westfeldt
Adam Scott, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Chris O'Dowd, Megan Fox, Edward Burns
2012

1028 Hail, Caesar!
Joel Coen/Ethan Coen
Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Jonah Hill, Scarlett Johansson, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Alison Pill, Dolph Lundgren, Jack Huston
2016

1027 Heaven Is for Real
Randall Wallace
Greg Kinnear, Kelly Reilly, Connor Corum, Thomas Haden Church, Jacob Vargas, Nancy Sorel, Lane Styles
2014

1026 Interstellar
Christopher Nolan
Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, Jessica Chastain, Matt Damon, John Lithgow, Ellen Burstyn, Wes Bentley, Topher Grace, Bill Irwin, Casey Affleck, Mackenzie Foy, David Oyelowo, Elyes Gabel, David Gyasi
2014

1025 Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Thor Freudenthal
Logan Lerman, Alexandra Daddario, Douglas Smith, Mary Birdsong, Yvette Nicole Brown, Missi Pyle, Nathan Fillion, Anthony Head, Paloma Kwaitkowski, Leven Rambin, Stanley Tucci, Robert Maillet
2013

1024 The Divergent Series: Allegiant
Robert Schwentke
Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Naomi Watts, Jeff Daniels, Ansel Elgort, Miles Teller, Zoe Kravitz, Maggie Q, Octavia Spencer, Ray Stevenson, Bill Skarsgård, Mekhi Phifer, Jonny Weston, Xander Berkeley, Ellie Nicole
2016

1023 The Words
Brian Klugman/Lee Sternthal
Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons, Zoe Saldana, Dennis Quaid, Olivia Wilde, Ben Barnes
2012

1022 Trouble with the Curve
Robert Lorenz
Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams, Matthew Lillard, Justin Timberlake, John Goodman, Robert Patrick, Scott Eastwood, Matt Bush
2012

1021 Gone Girl
David Fincher
Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, Tyler Perry, Kim Dickens, Patrick Fugit, Emily Ratajkowski
2014

1020 Battleship
Peter Berg
Alexander Skarsgård, Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna, Liam Neeson, Asano Tadanobu
2012

1019 The Hateful Eight
Quentin Tarantino
Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Walton Goggins, Tim Roth, Demian Bichir, Michael Madsen, Bruce Dern
2015

1018 Crossing Over
Wayne Kramer
Harrison Ford, Sean Penn, Jim Sturgess, Ashley Judd, Alice Eve, Alice Braga, Cliff Curtis, Summer Bishil, Ray Liotta
2009

1017 Father's Little Dividend
Vincente Minnelli
Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett, Elizabeth Taylor
1951

1016 Allied
Robert Zemeckis
Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Lizzy Caplan, Jared Harris, Simon McBurney, Matthew Goode
2016

1015 Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Adam McKay
Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Steve Carell
2013

1014 10
Blake Edwards
Dudley Moore, Julie Andrews, Bo Derek
1979

1013 Lucky Lady
Stanley Donen
Liza Minnelli, Burt Reynolds, Gene Hackman
1975

1012 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Joel Zwick
Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Michael Constantine, Lainie Kazan, Joey Fatone
2002

1011 You Only Live Twice
Lewis Gilbert
Sean Connery
1967
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

1010 Big Jim McLain
Edward Ludwig
John Wayne, James Arness
1952

1009 Sweet Home Alabama
Andy Tennant
Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas, Patrick Dempsey, Candice Bergen
2002

1008 Mr. Ricco
Paul Bogart
Dean Martin
1975

1007 Pressure Point
Hubert Cornfield
Sidney Poitier, Bobby Darin, Peter Falk
1962

1006 Milk
Gus Van Sant
Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Emile Hirsch, James Franco
2008

1005 Foreign Correspondent
Alfred Hitchcock
Joel McCrea, Laraine Day, Herbert Marshall
1940

1004 Requiem for a Dream
Darren Aronofsky
Ellen Burstyn, Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, Marlon Wayans
2000

1003 A Kiss Before Dying
Gerd Oswald
Robert Wagner, Joanne Woodward
1956

1002 A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Tay Garnett
Bing Crosby, Rhonda Fleming, Cedric Hardwicke, William Bendix
1949

1001 Anchors Aweigh
George Sidney
Frank Sinatra, Kathryn Grayson, Gene Kelly
1945

1000 Gorillas in the Mist: The Story of Dian Fossey
Michael Apted
Sigourney Weaver, Bryan Brown
1988

999 The Caddy
Norman Taurog
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Donna Reed
1953

998 Message in a Bottle
Luis Mandoki
Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn, Paul Newman
1999

997 East of Eden
Elia Kazan
James Dean, Julie Harris
1955

996 Extreme Measures
Michael Apted
Hugh Grant, Gene Hackman, Sarah Jessica Parker
1996

995 The Andromeda Strain
Robert Wise
Arthur Hill, James Olson, Kate Reid, David Wayne
1971

994 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Peter Jackson
Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Hugo Weaving, Ian Holm
2001

993 Mexican Hayride
Charles Barton
Abbott and Costello
1948

992 Licence to Kill
John Glen
Timothy Dalton
1989
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

991 One Fine Day
Michael Hoffman
George Clooney, Michelle Pfeiffer
1996

990 Star Trek Nemesis
Stuart Baird
Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner
2002

989 Hold That Ghost
Abbott and Costello
1941

988 Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd
Charles Lamont
Abbott and Costello, Charles Laughton
1952

987 Color Purple, The
Steven Spielberg
Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover, Oprah Winfrey, Margaret Avery, Laurence Fishburne, Adolph Caesar, Rae Dawn Chong
1985

986 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
William Shatner
William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, James Doohan, Laurence Luckinbill
1989

985 Night Shift
Ron Howard
Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton, Shelley Long
1982

984 Moonstruck
Norman Jewison
Cher, Nicolas Cage, Olympia Dukakis, Danny Aiello, Vincent Gardenia, John Mahoney, Julie Bovasso, Anita Gillette
1987

983 Broadway Melody of 1940
Norman Taurog
Fred Astaire, Eleanor Powell, George Murphy
1940

982 Here Comes the Groom
Frank Capra
Bing Crosby, Jane Wyman
1951

981 Tom Sawyer
Don Taylor
Jodie Foster, Warren Oates
1973

980 You're in the Navy Now
Henry Hathaway
Gary Cooper
1951

979 Biloxi Blues
Mike Nichols
Matthew Broderick, Christopher Walken, Penelope Ann Miller
1988

978 Viva Las Vegas
George Sidney
Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret
1964

977 Best Foot Forward
Edward Buzzell
Lucille Ball, June Allyson, Gloria DeHaven, Nancy Walker
1943

976 THX 1138
George Lucas
Robert Duvall, Donald Pleasence, Don Pedro Colley
1971

975 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Peter Bonerz
Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, Leslie Easterbrook
1989

974 Jobs
Joshua Michael Stern
Ashton Kutcher, Dermot Mulroney, Josh Gad, Lukas Haas, J.K. Simmons, Matthew Modine, Victor Rasuk, Ron Eldard, David Denman, Ahna O'Reilly, John Getz, Nelson Franklin, Lesley Ann Warren, Elden Henson, Kevin Dunn, James Woods, Brad William Henke
2013

973 Trolls
Mike Mitchell
Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Gwen Stefani, James Corden, Russell Brand, Icona Pop, Ron Funches, Kunal Nayyar, Christine Baranski
2016

972 Devil in a Blue Dress
Carl Franklin
Denzel Washington, Tom Sizemore, Don Cheadle, Jennifer Beals, Terry Kinney, Albert Hall
1995

971 Four Sons
Archie Mayo
Don Ameche, Eugenie Leontovich, Mary Beth Hughes
1940

970 Die Another Day
Lee Tamahori
Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens
2002
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

969 Broken Lance
Edward Dmytryk
Spencer Tracy, Robert Wagner, Richard Widmark, Katy Jurado
1954

968 There's Something About Mary
The Farrelly Brothers
Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Keith David, Markie Post
1998

967 The Wolf of Wall Street
Martin Scorsese
Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler, Jean Dujardin, Margot Robbie, Jon Bernthal, Rob Reiner, P.J. Byrne
2013

966 Twelve Monkeys
Terry Gilliam
Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt
1995

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