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Thursday, May 4, 2017

May the 4th be with you…

Happy Star Wars Day everyone!!!!!!!!!! Take some time to read/listen to/watch something Star Wars related today.

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


2530 Far and Away
Ron Howard
Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman
1992

2529 Network
Sidney Lumet
Peter Finch, William Holden, Faye Dunaway, Beatrice Straight, Robert Duvall
1976

2528 Let's Get Harry
Stuart Rosenberg
Michael Schoeffling, Mark Harmon, Robert Duvall
1986

2527 White Nights
Taylor Hackford
Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gregory Hines, Helen Mirren
1985

2526 Fathers' Day
Ivan Reitman
Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nastassja Kinski
1997

2525 The Mack
Michael Campus
Max Julien, Richard Pryor, Roger E. Mosley
1973

2524 A High Wind in Jamaica
Alexander MacKendrick
Anthony Quinn, Lila Kedrova, James Coburn
1965

2523 McQ
John Sturges
John Wayne, Eddie Albert, Al Lettieri
1974

2522 Blue Bird, The
Walter Lang
Shirley Temple, Spring Byington, Nigel Bruce
1940

2521 Godzilla
Roland Emmerich
Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, Hank Azaria, Vicki Lewis, Kevin Dunn, Harry Shearer
1998

2520 Fade to Black
Vernon Zimmerman
Dennis Christopher
1980

2519 Malcolm X
Spike Lee
Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett, Spike Lee, Al Freeman, Jr.
1992

2518 Mission: Impossible III
J. J. Abrams
Tom Cruise, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ving Rhames
2006

2517 The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother
Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, Dom DeLuise
1975

2516 The Last Picture Show
Peter Bogdanovich
Jeff Bridges, Timothy Bottoms, Cybill Shepherd, Cloris Leachman, Ben Johnson, Ellen Burstyn, Randy Quaid
1971

2515 On the Town
Stanley Donen, Gene Kelly
Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Ann Miller, Betty Garrett
1949

2514 Gotcha!
Jeff Kanew
Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino
1985

2513 Leatherheads
George Clooney
George Clooney, Renée Zellweger, John Krasinski
2008

2512 Logan's Run
Michael Anderson
Michael York, Jenny Agutter, Peter Ustinov, Farrah Fawcett
1976

2511 New Jack City
Mario Van Peebles
Wesley Snipes, Ice-T, Mario Van Peebles, Chris Rock, Judd Nelson
1991

2510 Murder at 1600
Dwight H. Little
Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane
1997

2509 Flame of Barbary Coast
Joseph Kane
John Wayne, Ann Dvorak
1945

2508 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Rob Marshall
Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally and Geoffrey Rush
2011

2507 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
James Algar, Clyde Geronimi
Bing Crosby, Eric Blore, Basil Rathbone
1949

2506 Speed Zone!
Jim Drake
John Candy, Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Brooke Shields
1989

2505 Down to Earth
Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz
Chris Rock
2001

2504 The Glass House
Daniel Sackheim
Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane, Stellan Skarsgård
2001

2503 50 First Dates
Peter Segal
Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore
2004

2502 Rosemary's Baby
Roman Polanski
Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Charles Grodin, Ruth Gordon, Sidney Blackmer, Maurice Evans, Ralph Bellamy
1968

2501 Breakout
Tom Gries
Charles Bronson, Robert Duvall, Jill Ireland
1975

2500 Home for the Holidays
Jodie Foster
Holly Hunter, Robert Downey, Jr., Anne Bancroft, Charles Durning, Cynthia Stevenson, Steve Guttenberg, Dylan McDermott, Claire Danes
1995

2499 The Player
Robert Altman
Tim Robbins, Greta Scacchi, Whoopi Goldberg, Peter Gallagher, Fred Ward, Cynthia Stevenson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Lyle Lovett
1992

2498 Broadway
William A. Seiter
George Raft, Pat O'Brien, Janet Blair
1942

2497 Onionhead
Norman Taurog
Andy Griffith, Walter Matthau, Joey Bishop, Felicia Farr
1958

2496 Angels Over Broadway
Ben Hecht, Lee Garmes
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., Rita Hayworth, Thomas Mitchell
1940

2495 Street of Chance
Jack Hively
Burgess Meredith, Claire Trevor
1942

2494 The Polar Express
Robert Zemeckis
Tom Hanks, Daryl Sabara
2004

2493 Thor
Kenneth Branagh
Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, Colm Feore, Ray Stevenson, Idris Elba, Kat Dennings with Rene Russo and Anthony Hopkins
2011

2492 Mission to Mars
Brian De Palma
Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle, Connie Nielsen, Jerry O'Connell, Kim Delaney
2000

2491 The Skulls
Rob Cohen
Joshua Jackson, Paul Walker
2000

2490 The War at Home
Emilio Estevez
Martin Sheen, Emilio Estevez
1996

2489 Assault on Precinct 13
Jean-Francois Richet
Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne, Gabriel Byrne
2005

2488 Who Was That Lady?
George Sidney
Dean Martin, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh
1960

2487 Rising Sun
Philip Kaufman
Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Harvey Keitel
1993

2486 Reap the Wild Wind
Cecil B. DeMille
John Wayne, Paulette Goddard, Ray Milland
1942

2485 The Mission
Roland Joffé
Jeremy Irons, Robert De Niro
1986

2484 The Haunting
Jan de Bont
Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lili Taylor, Owen Wilson
1999

2483 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Dennis Dugan
Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel
2007

2482 Mighty Aphrodite
Woody Allen
Woody Allen, Mira Sorvino, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Rapaport
1995

2481 A Most Violent Year
J.C. Chandor
Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain, Alessandro Nivola, David Oyelowo, Albert Brooks, Catalina Sandino Moreno
2014

2480 Dolphin Tale 2
Charles Martin Smith
Winter, Hope, Nathan Gamble, Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd, Kris Kristofferson, Morgan Freeman, Austin Stowell, Bethany Hamilton, Juliana Harkavy, Cozi Zuehlsdorff, Lee Karlinsky
2014

2479 Our Brand Is Crisis
David Gordon Green
David Gordon Green (director); Peter Straughan (screenplay); Sandra Bullock, Scoot McNairy, Billy Bob Thornton, Anthony Mackie, Ann Dowd
2015

2478 Planes: Fire & Rescue
Roberts Gannaway
Roberts Gannaway (director); Jeffrey M. Howard (screenplay); Dane Cook, Stacy Keach, Brad Garrett, Danny Mann, Teri Hatcher, Cedric the Entertainer, Julie Bowen, Ed Harris, Wes Studi, Dale Dye, Fred Willard, Jerry Stiller, Patrick Warburton, Brad Paisley
2014

2477 That Awkward Moment
Tom Gormican
Tom Gormican (director/screenplay); Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller, Imogen Poots, Jessica Lucas, Mackenzie Davis
2014

2476 The Good German
Steven Soderbergh
George Clooney, Cate Blanchett, Tobey Maguire
2006

2475 The Tree of Life
Terrence Malick
Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Jessica Chastain
2011

2474 Mrs. Doubtfire
Chris Columbus
Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein, Polly Holliday, Robert Prosky, Lisa Jakub, Matthew Lawrence, Mara Wilson
1993

2473 Exodus
Otto Preminger
Paul Newman, Eva Marie Saint, Ralph Richardson, Sal Mineo, Peter Lawford, Lee J. Cobb, Jill Haworth, John Derek
1960

2472 Funny Girl
William Wyler
Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Walter Pidgeon
1968

2471 Moonlight and Valentino
David Anspaugh
Elizabeth Perkins, Whoopi Goldberg, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kathleen Turner
1995

2470 The American
Anton Corbjin
George Clooney, Violante Placido, Thekla Reuten, Paolo Bonacelli
2010

2469 Gung Ho
Ron Howard
Michael Keaton, Gedde Watanabe, George Wendt, Mimi Rogers
1986

2468 Lone Star
Vincent Sherman
Clark Gable, Ava Gardner
1952

2467 My Best Friend's Girl
Howard Deutch
Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Alec Baldwin
2008

2466 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
David Fincher
Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson
2011

2465 The Peacemaker
Mimi Leder
George Clooney, Nicole Kidman
1997

2464 Rocky Mountain
William Keighley
Errol Flynn, Patrice Wymore
1950

2463 Life with Feathers
Friz Freleng
Tweety, Sylvester
1945

2462 Legal Eagles
Ivan Reitman
Robert Redford, Debra Winger, Daryl Hannah
1986

2461 The Freshman
Andrew Bergman
Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando, Bruno Kirby
1990

2460 The Scorpion King
Chuck Russell
Dwayne Johnson, Steven Brand, Kelly Hu
2002

2459 Tea for Two
David Butler
Doris Day, Gordon MacRae
1950

2458 The Wrong Man
Alfred Hitchcock
Henry Fonda, Vera Miles
1956

2457 The Detective
Gordon Douglas
Frank Sinatra, Lee Remick, Jacqueline Bisset, Jack Klugman, William Windom, Ralph Meeker, Robert Duvall
1968

2456 The Bridges of Madison County
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep
1995

2455 Bolero
John Derek
Bo Derek, George Kennedy, Olivia d'Abo
1984

2454 The Greatest Game Ever Played
Bill Paxton
Shia LaBeouf
2005

2453 Fantastic Voyage
Richard Fleischer
Raquel Welch, Stephen Boyd, Edmond O'Brien
1966

2452 Mac and Me
Stewart Raffill
Christine Ebersole
1988

2451 The Virgin Queen
Henry Koster
Bette Davis, Richard Todd, Joan Collins
1955

2450 S.O.B.
Blake Edwards
Julie Andrews, William Holden, Richard Mulligan, Robert Preston, Robert Webber, Robert Vaughn, Craig Stevens, Loretta Swit
1981

2449 Alice in Wonderland
Clyde Geronimi
Kathryn Beaumont
1951

2448 That's Entertainment, Part II
Gene Kelly
Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly
1976

2447 The Barefoot Contessa
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Humphrey Bogart, Ava Gardner, Rossano Brazzi, Edmond O'Brien
1954

2446 The Subject Was Roses
Ulu Grosbard
Patricia Neal, Jack Albertson, Martin Sheen
1968

2445 Executive Action
David Miller
Burt Lancaster, Will Geer
1973

2444 The Musketeer
Peter Hyams
Tim Roth, Catherine Deneuve, Mena Suvari, Stephen Rea, Justin Chambers
2001

2443 Hitch
Andy Tennant
Will Smith, Kevin James, Eva Mendes
2005

2442 88 Minutes
Jon Avnet
Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski, Amy Brenneman, Deborah Kara Unger, Benjamin McKenzie, William Forsythe, Neal McDonough
2008

2441 Dark Victory
Edmund Goulding
Bette Davis, George Brent, Humphrey Bogart, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Ronald Reagan
1939

2440 What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Robert Aldrich
Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Victor Buono
1962

2439 The Informers
Gregor Jordan
Billy Bob Thornton, Kim Basinger, Winona Ryder, Mickey Rourke, Jon Foster, Amber Heard, Rhys Ifans, Chris Isaak, Austin Nichols, Lou Taylor Pucci, Mel Raido, Brad Renfro
2009

2438 The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
Norman Jewison
Alan Arkin, Eva Marie Saint, Jonathan Winters, Carl Reiner, Theodore Bikel, John Phillip Law, Brian Keith, Paul Ford
1966

2437 The Pawnbroker
Sidney Lumet
Rod Steiger, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Brock Peters
1964

2436 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
Bill Condon
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Julia Jones, Booboo Stewart, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke, MyAnna Buring, Maggie Grace, Casey LaBow, Michael Sheen, Jamie Campbell Bower, Christopher Heyerdahl, Chaske Spencer, Christian Camargo, Mía Maestro
2011

2435 Red Sky at Morning
James Goldstone
Desi Arnaz Jr., Catherine Burns, Richard Crenna
1971

2434 Sayonara
Joshua Logan
Marlon Brando, Red Buttons, Miyoshi Umeki, Miiko Taka
1957

2433 Elmer Gantry
Richard Brooks
Burt Lancaster, Jean Simmons, Arthur Kennedy, Shirley Jones
1960

2432 Lost In Space
Stephen Hopkins
William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Gary Oldman, Heather Graham, Matt LeBlanc, Lacey Chabert
1998

2431 The Dukes of Hazzard
Jay Chandrasekhar
Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson
2005
Uncle Jesse: "What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?"
Luke Duke: "What?"
Uncle Jesse: "A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye".

2430 The V.I.P.s
Anthony Asquith
Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Rod Taylor, Maggie Smith, Louis Jourdan, Margaret Rutherford, Orson Welles
1963

2429 The Comancheros
Michael Curtiz
John Wayne, Stuart Whitman, Ina Balin
1961

2428 Reindeer Games
John Frankenheimer
Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron
2000

2427 Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Chris Columbus
Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Abel, Rosario Dawson, Steve Coogan, Uma Thurman, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean
2010

2426 The Spoilers
Ray Enright
John Wayne, Marlene Dietrich, Randolph Scott
1942

2425 Two of a Kind
John Herzfeld
John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Charles Durning
1983

2424 Secrets & Lies
Mike Leigh
Brenda Blethyn, Marianne Jean-Baptiste
1996

2423 Bicentennial Man
Chris Columbus
Robin Williams, Sam Neill, Embeth Davidtz, Oliver Platt, Wendy Crewson, Hallie Kate Eisenberg
1999

2422 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Garry Marshall
Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Hector Elizondo, Raven-Symone, Chris Pine, Heather Matarazzo
2004

2421 Dr. Ehrlich's Magic Bullet
William Dieterle
Edward G. Robinson, Ruth Gordon, Otto Kruger
1940

2420 Hudson Hawk
Michael Lehmann
Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, Sandra Bernhard, Richard E. Grant
1991

2419 The Princess and the Frog
Ron Clements, John Musker
Anika Noni Rose, Oprah Winfrey, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley, Jennifer Cody, Jim Cummings, John Goodman
2009
Prince Naveen: "You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you".
Tiana: "Have you, now?"
Prince Naveen: "You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it".
Tiana: "Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too".
Prince Naveen: "I am... too wonderful?"

2418 Cabaret
Bob Fosse
Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Michael York
1972

2417 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Gore Verbinski
Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush
2006

2416 The Swan
Charles Vidor
Grace Kelly, Louis Jourdan, Alec Guinness
1956

2415 The Brave Engineer
Jack Kinney
The King's Men
1950

2414 Flightplan
Robert Schwentke
Jodie Foster
2005

2413 The Last Detail
Hal Ashby
Jack Nicholson, Randy Quaid
1973

2412 Big Momma's House
Raja Gosnell
Martin Lawrence, Paul Giamatti
2000

2411 Swept Away
Guy Ritchie
Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn
2002

2410 The Great Santini
Lewis Carlino
Robert Duvall, Blythe Danner, Michael O'Keefe
1979

2409 Management
Stephen Belber
Steve Zahn, Jennifer Aniston, Woody Harrelson, Fred Ward
2009

2408 The Wild Bunch
Sam Peckinpah
William Holden, Ernest Borgnine, Warren Oates, Robert Ryan, Edmond O'Brien, Ben Johnson, Jaime Sanchez, Emilio Fernández
1969

2407 Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid
Sam Peckinpah
James Coburn, Kris Kristofferson, Bob Dylan, Slim Pickens, Katy Jurado, Jack Elam, Chill Wills, John Beck, Jason Robards
1973

2406 In This Our Life
John Huston
Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland
1942

2405 A Patch of Blue
Guy Green
Sidney Poitier, Elizabeth Hartman, Shelley Winters
1965

2404 Come Fill the Cup
Gordon Douglas
James Cagney, Gig Young
1951

2403 The Incredible Hulk
Louis Leterrier
Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt
2008

2402 The Frisco Kid
Robert Aldrich
Gene Wilder, Harrison Ford
1979

2401 Murder by Numbers
Barbet Schroeder
Sandra Bullock, Ben Chaplin, Ryan Gosling, Michael Pitt
2002

2400 The Long, Hot Summer
Martin Ritt
Paul Newman, Orson Welles, Joanne Woodward, Angela Lansbury, Anthony Franciosa, Lee Remick, Richard Anderson
1958

2399 Spartan
David Mamet
Val Kilmer, Derek Luke, William H. Macy
2004

2398 Suspicion
Alfred Hitchcock
Cary Grant, Joan Fontaine, Nigel Bruce
1941

2397 Three the Hard Way
Gordon Parks, Jr.
Fred Williamson, Jim Kelly, Jim Brown
1974

2396 Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
Charles Lamont
Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
1951

2395 Swing Shift
Jonathan Demme
Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Christine Lahti, Ed Harris
1984

2394 Iron Man
Jon Favreau
Robert Downey, Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges
2008

2393 License to Wed
Ken Kwapis
Robin Williams, Mandy Moore, John Krasinski
2007

2392 Tin Toy
John Lasseter
0
1988

2391 All Through the Night
Vincent Sherman
Humphrey Bogart, Kaaren Verne, Conrad Veidt
1941

2390 Slap Shot
George Roy Hill
Paul Newman, Strother Martin, Michael Ontkean, Lindsay Crouse
1977

2389 Which Way Is Up?
Michael Schultz
Richard Pryor, Lonette McKee
1977

2388 All About the Benjamins
Kevin Bray
Ice Cube, Mike Epps, Eva Mendes
2002
Bucum: "Shoot out the back tire!"
Reggie: "Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?"

2387 The Country Girl
George Seaton
Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, William Holden
1954

2386 Mrs. Miniver
William Wyler
Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon, Teresa Wright
1942

2385 A-Lad-In His Lamp
Robert McKimson
Bugs Bunny
1948

2384 Red Line 7000
Howard Hawks
James Caan
1965

2383 Sleepers
Barry Levinson
Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, Jason Patric, Minnie Driver, Kevin Bacon, Terry Kinney, Billy Crudup, Vittorio Gassman, Dustin Hoffman
1996

2382 Look Who's Talking Too
Amy Heckerling
John Travolta, Kirstie Alley
1990
James Ubriacco: "Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss …"
Mollie Ubriacco: "Don't say piss".
James Ubriacco: "Okay, when you wanna take a whiz…"
Mollie Ubriacco: "Ugh!"
James Ubriacco: "What? 'See a man about a horse?' 'Drain the snake?' What do you want me to say?"
Mollie Ubriacco: "Pee-pee".
James Ubriacco: "Pee-pee is such a wimp word".

2381 Moonrunners
Gy Waldron
James Mitchum, Waylon Jennings
1975

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