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Friday, May 5, 2017

HAPPY Friday!!!!!!!!!

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


2380 Kiss of Death
Barbet Schroeder
David Caruso, Nicolas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson, Helen Hunt, Kathryn Erbe, Michael Rapaport, Ving Rhames, Stanley Tucci
1995

2379 The Book of Eli
Albert and Allen Hughes
Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis, Ray Stevenson, Jennifer Beals, Frances de la Tour, Michael Gambon
2010

2378 The Shootist
Don Siegel
John Wayne, James Stewart, Lauren Bacall, Ron Howard
1976

2377 RoboCop
Paul Verhoeven
Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Ronny Cox
1987

2376 Stuart Little 2
Rob Minkoff
Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie, Jonathan Lipnicki, Michael J. Fox, Melanie Griffith, Nathan Lane, James Woods, Steve Zahn
2002

2375 Elvis & Nixon
Liza Johnson
Michael Shannon, Kevin Spacey, Evan Peters, Alex Pettyfer, Colin Hanks, Johnny Knoxville
2016

2374 Entourage
Doug Ellin
Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara, Jeremy Piven, Billy Bob Thornton, Haley Joel Osment
2015

2373 Snow White and the Huntsman
Rupert Sanders
Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Spruell, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Ray Winstone, Eddie Marsan, Sam Claflin
2012

2372 Quicker'n a Wink
George Sidney
Clarence Curtis, Harold E. Edgerton, Tex Harris
1940

2371 Trainspotting
Danny Boyle
Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Johnny Lee Miller, Kevin McKidd, Robert Carlyle, Kelly MacDonald
1996

2370 The Group
Sidney Lumet
Candice Bergen, Joanna Pettet, Shirley Knight, Joan Hackett, Elizabeth Hartman, Jessica Walter
1966

2369 Carbon Copy
Michael Schultz
George Segal, Susan Saint James, Denzel Washington
1981

2368 Cactus Flower
Gene Saks
Walter Matthau, Goldie Hawn, Ingrid Bergman
1969

2367 Nobel Son
Randall Miller
Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg, Eliza Dushku, Danny DeVito
2007

2366 Three Little Words
Richard Thorpe
Fred Astaire, Red Skelton, Vera-Ellen
1950

2365 Lovesick
Marshall Brickman
Dudley Moore, Alec Guinness, Elizabeth McGovern
1983

2364 Super Fly
Gordon Parks Junior
Ron O'Neal, Julius Harris
1972

2363 Road to Utopia
Hal Walker
Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour
1946

2362 The Heartbreak Kid
Elaine May
Charles Grodin, Cybill Shepherd, Jeannie Berlin
1972

2361 Jesse James Rides Again
F. Brannon, Thomas Carr
Clayton Moore
1947

2360 Faces
John Cassavetes
Gena Rowlands, John Marley, Seymour Cassel
1968

2359 Cruel Intentions
Roger Kumble
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Joshua Jackson, Christine Baranski, Swoosie Kurtz
1999

2358 Octopussy
John Glen
Roger Moore
1983
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond".

2357 The Doors
Oliver Stone
Val Kilmer, Meg Ryan, Kyle MacLachlan, Kathleen Quinlan, Frank Whaley, Kevin Dillon, Josh Evans, Billy Idol
1991
Jim Morrison: "Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs".

2356 The Mouse Comes to Dinner
Hanna Barbera
Tom and Jerry
1945

2355 An American Werewolf in London
John Landis
David Naughton, Griffin Dunne
1981

2354 Lullaby of Broadway
David Butler
Doris Day
1951

2353 Bustin' Loose
Oz Scott
Richard Pryor, Cicely Tyson
1981

2352 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
John Ford
James Stewart, John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Vera Miles, Edmond O'Brien, Woody Strode, Andy Devine
1962

2351 Sophie's Choice
Alan J. Pakula
Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Peter MacNicol
1982

2350 Windows
Gordon Willis
Joseph Cortese, Talia Shire
1980

2349 Convoy
Sam Peckinpah
Kris Kristofferson, Ali MacGraw
1978

2348 The Mirror Crack'd
Guy Hamilton
Angela Lansbury, Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak
1980

2347 New Year's Eve
Garry Marshall
Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Robert De Niro, Josh Duhamel, Zac Efron, Héctor Elizondo, Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Seth Meyers, Lea Michele, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michelle Pfeiffer, Til Schweiger, Hilary Swank, Sofía Vergara
2011

2346 3 Godfathers
John Ford
John Wayne
1948

2345 Tender Mercies
Bruce Beresford
Robert Duvall, Tess Harper, Betty Buckley, Ellen Barkin
1983

2344 True Grit
Henry Hathaway
John Wayne, Kim Darby, Glen Campbell, Robert Duvall
1969

2343 The Deer Hunter
Michael Cimino
Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, Meryl Streep, John Cazale
1978

2342 The Chase
Adam Rifkin
Charlie Sheen, Kristy Swanson
1994

2341 Can't Stop the Music
Nancy Walker
Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner, Village People
1980

2340 Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye
Gordon Douglas
James Cagney, Barbara Payton
1950

2339 Manhattan
Woody Allen
Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Mariel Hemingway, Meryl Streep
1979

2338 The Magnificent Seven Ride
George McGowan
Lee Van Cleef, George Kennedy, Stefanie Powers
1972

2337 Rent-A-Cop
Jerry London
Burt Reynolds, Liza Minnelli
1988

2336 This Is the Army
Michael Curtiz
George Murphy, Ronald Reagan
1943

2335 The Four Seasons
Alan Alda
Alan Alda, Carol Burnett, Rita Moreno
1981

2334 National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Walt Becker
Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Kal Penn
2002

2333 Rebecca
Alfred Hitchcock
Laurence Olivier, Joan Fontaine
1940

2332 The Mummy
Stephen Sommers
Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Oded Fehr, Arnold Vosloo
1999

2331 Save the Tiger
John G. Avildsen
Jack Lemmon, Jack Gilford
1973

2330 Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Neil Jordan
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, Christian Slater, Stephen Rea, Antonio Banderas, Thandie Newton
1994

2329 Badlands
Terrence Malick
Martin Sheen, Sissy Spacek, Warren Oates
1973

2328 Year of the Dragon
Michael Cimino
Mickey Rourke, Ariane, John Lone
1985

2327 Round Midnight
Bertrand Tavernier
Dexter Gordon
1986

2326 Mutiny on the Bunny
Friz Freleng
Looney Tunes
1950

2325 One Day
Lone Scherfig
Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess, Romola Garai, Rafe Spall, Ken Stott, Patricia Clarkson, Jodie Whittaker, Jamie Sives, Georgia King
2011

2324 Freebie and the Bean
Richard Rush
Alan Arkin, James Caan
1974

2323 David and Bathsheba
Henry King
Gregory Peck. Susan Hayward
1951

2322 Monsters University
Dan Scanlon
Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Joel Murray, Charlie Day, Sean Hayes, Dave Foley, Peter Sohn, Helen Mirren, Alfred Molina, Nathan Fillion, Julia Sweeney, Aubrey Plaza, Tyler Labine, Beth Behrs, Bobby Moynihan, John Krasinski, Bonnie Hunt, Bill Hader, John Ratzenberger
2013

2321 Show Boat
George Sidney
Howard Keel, Kathryn Grayson, Ava Gardner
1951

2320 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
McG
Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bernie Mac, Demi Moore
2003

2319 U Turn
Oliver Stone
Sean Penn, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe, Claire Danes, Jon Voight, Joaquin Phoenix, Billy Bob Thornton
1997

2318 Inherit the Wind
Stanley Kramer
Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Harry Morgan
1960

2317 Motor Mania
Jack Kinney
Goofy
1950

2316 Toys
Barry Levinson
Robin Williams, Joan Cusack, LL Cool J, Robin Wright, Michael Gambon
1992

2315 Man on Wire
James Marsh
Philippe Petit's 1974 high-wire walk between the Twin Towers
2008

2314 Tremors
Ron Underwood
Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward
1990

2313 Rollerball
Norman Jewison
James Caan, John Beck, John Houseman
1975

2312 Arise, My Love
Mitchell Leisen
Claudette Colbert, Ray Milland, Dennis O'Keefe
1940

2311 The Believer
Henry Bean
Ryan Gosling, Billy Zane, Theresa Russell
2001

2310 Charlie Chan in Rio
Harry Lachman
Sidney Toler, Victor Sen Yung, Kay Linaker
1941

2309 Kindergarten Cop
Ivan Reitman
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller
1990

2308 The Grifters
Stephen Frears
John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, Annette Bening
1990

2307 The Big Easy
Jim McBride
Dennis Quaid, Ellen Barkin, Ned Beatty
1987

2306 Dr. Cyclops
Ernest B. Schoedsack
Albert Dekker, Thomas Coley, Janice Logan
1940

2305 Virginia City
Michael Curtiz
Errol Flynn, Randolph Scott
1940

2304 The Ambushers
Henry Levin
Dean Martin, Janice Rule
1967

2303 Crimes and Misdemeanors
Woody Allen
Martin Landau, Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, Alan Alda, Anjelica Huston, Sam Waterston, Jerry Orbach
1989

2302 Mickey Blue Eyes
Kelly Makin
Hugh Grant, James Caan, Jeanne Tripplehorn
1999
Frank Vitale: "Here, try this, 'Hey, fuggeddabout it!'"
Michael Felgate: "Hey, forget about it!"
Frank Vitale: "No, like this, 'Hey, fuggeddabout it!' Change you T's to D's".
Michael Felgate: "Hey, fuggeddaboud id!"
Frank Vitale: "Id?"
Michael Felgate: "You said change Ts to Ds!"
Frank Vitale: "Not the last one! OK, forget that one, try this one, 'Get the hell outta here.' No Rs".
Michael Felgate: "Get the hail outta hee".
Frank Vitale: "Not hee! Heah!"
Michael Felgate: "Hee!"
Frank Vitale: "Here". [Hands Michael a pistol]
Frank Vitale: "Stick it in your pants, maybe you'll look the part".

2301 Out of Africa
Sydney Pollack
Meryl Streep, Robert Redford, Klaus Maria Brandauer
1985

2300 The Cell
Tarsem Singh
Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio
2000

2299 The Lords of Discipline
Franc Roddam
David Keith, G. D. Spradlin
1983

2298 The Italian Job
F. Gary Gray
Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green, Jason Statham, Mos Def, Franky G
2003

2297 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Richard Thorpe
Mickey Rooney, Walter Connolly, William Frawley
1939

2296 Magnolia
Paul Thomas Anderson
Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Philip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, William H. Macy, Jason Robards, Jeremy Blackman, Melora Walters, Melinda Dillon, April Grace, Henry Gibson
1999

2295 Boys on the Side
Herbert Ross
Whoopi Goldberg, Mary-Louise Parker, Drew Barrymore
1995

2294 The Laughing Policeman
Stuart Rosenberg
Walter Matthau, Bruce Dern, Louis Gossett, Jr.
1973

2293 Frank & Jesse
Robert Boris
Rob Lowe, Bill Paxton
1994

2292 The Saint
Phillip Noyce
Val Kilmer, Elisabeth Shue
1997

2291 Hollow Man 2
Claudio Fäh
Christian Slater, Peter Facinelli, Laura Regan
2006

2290 Gerald McBoing-Boing
Robert Cannon
Marvin Miller
1951

2289 Crash
Paul Haggis
Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, Matt Dillon, Jennifer Esposito, Brendan Fraser, Terrence Howard, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Thandie Newton, Ryan Philippe
2004

2288 Victor Victoria
Blake Edwards
Julie Andrews, James Garner, Robert Preston, Lesley Ann Warren, Alex Karras, John Rhys-Davies
1982

2287 Chariots of Fire
Hugh Hudson
Ben Cross, Ian Charleson, Nigel Havers, Cheryl Campbell, Alice Krige, Ian Holm
1981

2286 Jason's Lyric
Doug McHenry
Jada Pinkett Smith, Allen Payne
1994

2285 Journey to the Center of the Earth
Henry Levin
James Mason, Pat Boone, Diane Baker
1959

2284 Revolution
Hugh Hudson
Al Pacino, Nastassja Kinski, Donald Sutherland
1985

2283 Spider-Man
Sam Raimi
Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Cliff Robertson, Rosemary Harris, J.K. Simmons
2002

2282 Sunset Boulevard
Billy Wilder
William Holden, Gloria Swanson
1950

2281 Wrongfully Accused
Pat Proft
Leslie Nielsen, Richard Crenna, Melinda McGraw, Kelly LeBrock
1998

2280 Secretariat
Randall Wallace
Diane Lane, John Malkovich, Dylan Walsh, James Cromwell, Kevin Connelly, Scott Glenn
2010

2279 Kelly's Heroes
Brian G. Hutton
Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles
1970

2278 Stealth
Rob Cohen
Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx
2005

2277 The Big Tease
Kevin Allen
Craig Ferguson, Frances Fisher, Mary McCormack
2000

2276 The Big Chill
Lawrence Kasdan
Glenn Close, Tom Berenger, Kevin Kline, JoBeth Williams, Jeff Goldblum, William Hurt, Meg Tilly, Mary Kay Place
1983

2275 Modern Problems
Ken Shapiro
Chevy Chase, Dabney Coleman, Nell Carter
1981
Mark Winslow: "I'm not a freak, I'm a goddamn good-looking man".

2274 Siege
Julien Bryan
Julien Bryan
1940

2273 The Jazz Singer
Richard Fleischer
Neil Diamond, Laurence Olivier, Lucie Arnaz
1980

2272 The Huntsman: Winter's War
Cedric Nicolas-Troyan
Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Jessica Chastain, Nick Frost, Sam Claflin, Rob Brydon, Alexandra Roach
2016

2271 Tomorrowland
Brad Bird
George Clooney, Hugh Laurie, Britt Robertson, Raffey Cassidy, Kathryn Hahn, Judy Greer, Keegan-Michael Key, Tim McGraw, Thomas Robinson
2015

2270 Unfinished Business
Ken Scott
Vince Vaughn, Tom Wilkinson, Dave Franco, Sienna Miller, Nick Frost
2015

2269 Les Misérables
Claude Lelouch
Jean-Paul Belmondo
1995

2268 Mask
Peter Bogdanovich
Cher, Eric Stoltz, Sam Elliott, Laura Dern
1985

2267 The Boxer
Jim Sheridan
Daniel Day-Lewis, Emily Watson
1997

2266 Rio Bravo
Howard Hawks
John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Angie Dickinson, Walter Brennan, Ward Bond
1959

2265 The Diary of Anne Frank
George Stevens
Joseph Schildkraut, Ed Wynn, Shelley Winters, Millie Perkins, Richard Beymer, Diane Baker
1959

2264 The Framed Cat
Hanna Barbera
Tom and Jerry
1950

2263 The Concorde ... Airport '79
David Lowell Rich
George Kennedy, Alain Delon, Charo
1979

2262 Across the Pacific
John Huston
Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, Sydney Greenstreet, Charles Halton
1942

2261 Jungle Book
Zoltan Korda
Sabu
1942

2260 Salvador
Oliver Stone
James Woods, James Belushi, Michael Murphy, John Savage
1986

2259 Minority Report
Steven Spielberg
Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow
2002

2258 Bulworth
Warren Beatty
Warren Beatty, Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, Don Cheadle, Paul Sorvino, Isaiah Washington
1998

2257 Trouble Along the Way
Michael Curtiz
John Wayne, Donna Reed
1953

2256 All Good Things
Andrew Jarecki
Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst, Frank Langella, Kristen Wiig, Philip Baker Hall
2010

2255 Transporter 2
Louis Leterrier
Jason Statham
2005

2254 Garden State
Zach Braff
Zach Braff, Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, Ian Holm, Method Man
2004

2253 Wisdom
Emilio Estevez
Emilio Estevez, Demi Moore, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright
1986

2252 Night Passage
James Neilson
James Stewart, Audie Murphy, Dan Duryea
1957

2251 Executive Suite
Robert Wise
William Holden, Barbara Stanwyck, Fredric March, June Allyson, Walter Pidgeon, Paul Douglas, Shelley Winters
1954

2250 Rachel, Rachel
Paul Newman
Joanne Woodward, James Olson
1968

2249 The Bible: In the Beginning
John Huston
George C. Scott, Ava Gardner, Peter O'Toole
1966

2248 Great McGinty, The
Preston Sturges
Brian Donlevy, Muriel Angelus, Akim Tamiroff
1940

2247 Fools Rush In
Andy Tennant
Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek
1997

2246 V for Vendetta
James McTeigue
Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving, Stephen Rea, John Hurt
2006

2245 What's Love Got to Do with It
Brian Gibson
Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne
1993

2244 The Swarm
Irwin Allen
Michael Caine, Henry Fonda, Olivia de Havilland, Fred MacMurray, Richard Widmark, Katharine Ross, Bradford Dillman, Lee Grant
1978

2243 We Own the Night
James Gray
Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes, Robert Duvall
2007

2242 The Hard Way
John Badham
Michael J. Fox, James Woods, Annabella Sciorra, Stephen Lang
1991

2241 The Transporter
Corey Yuen
Jason Statham, Shu Qi, Matt Schulze
2002

2240 The Last Temptation of Christ
Martin Scorsese
Willem Dafoe, Barbara Hershey, Harvey Keitel, Harry Dean Stanton, David Bowie
1988

2239 Blue Sky
Tony Richardson
Jessica Lange, Tommy Lee Jones
1994

2238 One Million B.C.
Hal Roach, Jr., Hal Roach
Victor Mature, Carole Landis, Lon Chaney, Jr.
1940

2237 Shy People
Andrei Konchalovsky
Barbara Hershey, Jill Clayburgh
1987

2236 The Truman Show
Peter Weir
Jim Carrey, Ed Harris, Laura Linney, Noah Emmerich, Natascha McElhone
1998

2235 Bachelor Party
Neal Israel
Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen, Adrian Zmed
1984

2234 Kiss and Tell
Richard Wallace
Shirley Temple, Jerome Courtland, Walter Abel
1945

2233 Marlowe
Paul Bogart
James Garner, Rita Moreno, Gayle Hunnicutt, Bruce Lee
1969

2232 Wagon Master
John Ford
Ben Johnson, Harry Carey, Jr.
1950

2231 Midnight Madness
Michael Nankin, David Wechter
Michael J. Fox, David Naughton
1980

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