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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Still Counting Down...

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


1805 The Siege
Edward Zwick
Denzel Washington, Annette Bening, Tony Shalhoub, Bruce Willis
1998

1804 Scarecrow
Jerry Schatzberg
Gene Hackman, Al Pacino
1973

1803 No Way Out
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Richard Widmark, Linda Darnell
1950

1802 Sniper
Luis Llosa
Tom Berenger, Billy Zane
1993

1801 Life with Mikey
James Lapine
Michael J. Fox, Christina Vidal, Cyndi Lauper, Nathan Lane
1993

1800 The Black Stallion
Carroll Ballard
Teri Garr, Mickey Rooney, Kelly Reno, Hoyt Axton
1979

1799 Treasure Island
Byron Haskin
Bobby Driscoll, Robert Newton
1950

1798 The Competition
Joel Oliansky
Richard Dreyfuss, Amy Irving, Lee Remick
1980

1797 Sleeping with the Enemy
Joseph Ruben
Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, Kevin Anderson
1991

1796 Kitty Foyle
Sam Wood
Ginger Rogers, Dennis Morgan, James Craig
1940

1795 Living It Up
Norman Taurog
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Janet Leigh
1954

1794 Tokyo Joe
Stuart Heisler
Humphrey Bogart, Sessue Hayakawa
1949

1793 Tennessee's Partner
Allan Dwan
Ronald Reagan, John Payne
1955

1792 Dave
Ivan Reitman
Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, Frank Langella
1993

1791 Eyes of the Navy
0
Charles B. Middleton, Frank Whitbeck
1940

1790 Madea's Family Reunion
Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfield, Boris Kodjoe
2006

1789 No Small Affair
Jerry Schatzberg
Jon Cryer, Demi Moore, George Wendt
1984

1788 The Bedford Incident
James B. Harris
Richard Widmark, Sidney Poitier, Martin Balsam
1965

1787 Fun with Dick and Jane
Dean Parisot
Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni, Alec Baldwin
2005

1786 All the King's Men
Robert Rossen
Broderick Crawford, Mercedes McCambridge, John Ireland, Joanne Dru, John Derek
1949

1785 The Gunfighter
Henry King
Gregory Peck, Helen Westcott, Karl Malden
1950

1784 Deception
Marcel Langenegger
Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, Maggie Q
2008

1783 The Sandpiper
Vincente Minnelli
Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Eva Marie Saint
1965

1782 No Way Out
Roger Donaldson
Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman, Sean Young, Will Patton
1987

1781 National Lampoon's European Vacation
Amy Heckerling
Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Jason Lively, Dana Hill
1985
Clark Griswold: "There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works".
Audrey Griswold: "Works? What does she do, Dad?"
Clark Griswold: "She queens... and vacuums".

1780 The Birdcage
Mike Nichols
Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Dianne Wiest
1996

1779 Babel
Alejandro González Iñárritu
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael García Bernal, Kōji Yakusho
2006

1778 The Atomic Kid
Leslie H. Martinson
Mickey Rooney, Robert Strauss
1954

1777 Men in Black II
Barry Sonnenfeld
Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson
2002
[about the driver-shaped airbag]
Kevin Brown/K: "Does that come standard?"
Agent J: "Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over".

Agent J: "Look, I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too".
Kevin Brown/K: "I'm not scared".
Agent J: "Me neither. I just thought we was bonding".

1776 Escape to Victory
John Huston
Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Max von Sydow
1981

1775 I Walk Alone
Byron Haskin
Burt Lancaster, Lizabeth Scott, Kirk Douglas
1948

1774 Scent of a Woman
Martin Brest
Al Pacino, Chris O'Donnell, Gabrielle Anwar, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bradley Whitford, James Rebhorn, Frances Conroy
1992

1773 Texas Across the River
Michael Gordon
Dean Martin, Alain Delon, Joey Bishop
1966

1772 Tales of Manhattan
Julien Duvivier
Charles Boyer, Rita Hayworth, Ginger Rogers, Henry Fonda, Charles Laughton, Edward G. Robinson
1942

1771 Hickey & Boggs
Robert Culp
Bill Cosby, Robert Culp
1972

1770 To Be or Not to Be
Alan Johnson
Mel Brooks, Anne Bancroft, Jose Ferrer, Tim Matheson
1983

1769 The Fog of War
Errol Morris
life and times of Robert McNamara
2003

1768 My Fellow Americans
Peter Segal
Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, Lauren Bacall, John Heard
1996

1767 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Gore Verbinski
Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush
2003

1766 Pillow Talk
Michael Gordon
Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Tony Randall
1959

1765 Ed Wood
Tim Burton
Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Bill Murray, Jeffrey Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patricia Arquette
1994

1764 Bride Wars
Gary Winick
Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway
2009

1763 Caught in the Draft
David Butler
Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour
1941

1762 The Rose
Mark Rydell
Bette Midler, Alan Bates, Frederic Forrest
1979

1761 The Killer Elite
Sam Peckinpah
James Caan, Robert Duvall, Burt Young, Mako, Gig Young
1975

1760 The Butterfly Effect
Eric Bress, J. Mackye Gruber
Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart
2004

1759 K-19: The Widowmaker
Kathryn Bigelow
Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson
2002

1758 Serpico
Sidney Lumet
Al Pacino, John Randolph, Tony Roberts
1973

1757 Typhoon
Louis King
Dorothy Lamour, Robert Preston, Lynne Overman
1940

1756 The Chipmunk Adventure
Janice Karman
1987

1755 Billy the Kid
David Miller
Robert Taylor, Brian Donlevy
1941

1754 Red River
Howard Hawks
John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan
1948

1753 The Bishop's Wife
Henry Koster
Cary Grant, David Niven, Loretta Young
1947

1752 Arthur
Jason Winer
Russell Brand, Helen Mirren, Greta Gerwig and Jennifer Garner, Nick Nolte, Luis Guzmán
2011

1751 Along the Great Divide
Raoul Walsh
Kirk Douglas
1951

1750 Yes Man
Peyton Reed
Jim Carrey
2008
Allison: "Are you stalking me?"
Carl Allen: "No, I would never do that".
Carl Allen: "Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard".

1749 The Magnificent Yankee
John Sturges
Louis Calhern, Ann Harding
1951

1748 Jumpin' Jack Flash
Penny Marshall
Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Collins, Jonathan Pryce, Annie Potts
1986

1747 Superbad
Greg Mottola
Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Seth Rogen
2007

1746 The Incredibles
Brad Bird
voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell
2004

1745 The Great Race
Blake Edwards
Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood, Jack Lemmon, Peter Falk
1965

1744 The Sand Pebbles
Robert Wise
Steve McQueen, Richard Crenna, Candice Bergen, Mako, Richard Attenborough, Simon Oakland
1966

1743 The Pursuit of D. B. Cooper
Roger Spottiswoode
Treat Williams, Robert Duvall, Kathryn Harrold
1981

1742 Wild Hare, A
Tex Avery
Mel Blanc, Arthur Q. Bryan
1940

1741 Under the Rainbow
Steve Rash
Chevy Chase, Carrie Fisher, Eve Arden
1981

1740 Norma Rae
Martin Ritt
Sally Field, Ron Leibman, Beau Bridges
1979

1739 South Pacific
Joshua Logan
Mitzi Gaynor, Rossano Brazzi, Ray Walston, John Kerr
1958

1738 Inside Daisy Clover
Robert Mulligan
Natalie Wood, Robert Redford, Christopher Plummer, Ruth Gordon
1965

1737 The Reader
Stephen Daldry
Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, David Kross, Lena Olin
2008

1736 Ladyhawke
Richard Donner
Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rutger Hauer
1985

1735 The Tin Star
Anthony Mann
Henry Fonda, Anthony Perkins, Betsy Palmer
1957

1734 The Gambler
Karel Reisz
James Caan, Lauren Hutton, Paul Sorvino
1974

1733 The Rounders
Burt Kennedy
Henry Fonda, Glenn Ford, Chill Wills, Sue Ane Langdon
1965

1732 Lassie Come Home
Fred M. Wilcox
Roddy McDowall, Donald Crisp, May Whitty
1943

1731 Cuba
Richard Lester
Sean Connery, Brooke Adams, Chris Sarandon
1979

1730 Fiddlers Three
Jules White
Three Stooges
1948

1729 The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Ron Underwood
Eddie Murphy, Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson, Joe Pantoliano, Jay Mohr, Luis Guzman, James Rebhorn, Peter Boyle, Pam Grier
2002

1728 Behind the News
Joseph Santley
Lloyd Nolan, Doris Davenport, Frank Albertson
1940

1727 Volunteers
Nicholas Meyer
Tom Hanks, John Candy, Rita Wilson
1985

1726 Blame It on Rio
Stanley Donen
Michael Caine, Joseph Bologna, Michelle Johnson, Demi Moore, Valerie Harper
1984

1725 The Conspirator
Robert Redford
James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Kevin Kline, Evan Rachel Wood, Danny Huston, Justin Long, Colm Meaney and Tom Wilkinson
2011

1724 Brubaker
Stuart Rosenberg
Robert Redford, Jane Alexander, Yaphet Kotto, David Keith
1980

1723 Taking Care of Business
Arthur Hiller
James Belushi, Charles Grodin, Hector Elizondo, Mako
1990

1722 Cinderella
Kenneth Branagh
Cate Blanchett, Lily James, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham Carter, Holliday Grainger, Sophie McShera, Stellan Skarsgård, Nonso Anozie, Derek Jacobi, Hayley Atwell, Rob Brydon
2015

1721 Parental Guidance
Andy Fickman
Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, Marisa Tomei, Tom Everett Scott, Bailee Madison, Joshua Rush, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf
2012

1720 A Million Ways to Die in the West
Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi, Amanda Seyfried, Rex Linn, Allyn Rachel, Ralph Garman, Bill Maher
2014

1719 Everest
Baltasar Kormákur
Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin, Jason Clarke, John Hawkes, Sam Worthington, Keira Knightley, Robin Wright
2015

1718 Eye in the Sky
Gavin Hood
Helen Mirren, Aaron Paul, Alan Rickman, Barkhad Abdi
2015

1717 Ice Age: Collision Course
Mike Thurmeier/Galen T. Chu
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Lopez, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Jessie J
2016

1716 Ice Age: Continental Drift
Steve Martino/Mike Thurmeier
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Jennifer Lopez, Wanda Sykes, Peter Dinklage, Aziz Ansari, Keke Palmer, Drake, Heather Morris, Joy Behar, Nicki Minaj, Josh Gad, Alan Tudyk, Nick Frost, Kunal Nayyar, Alain Chabat
2012

1715 Joy
David O. Russell
Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Bradley Cooper, Édgar Ramírez
2015

1714 Kung Fu Panda 3
Jennifer Yuh Nelson/Alessandro Carloni
Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross, James Hong, Bryan Cranston, Kate Hudson, J. K. Simmons
2016

1713 Let's Be Cops
Luke Greenfield
Jake Johnson, Damon Wayans Jr.
2014

1712 Oblivion
Joseph Kosinski
Tom Cruise, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Morgan Freeman, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Melissa Leo, Zoe Bell
2013

1711 Patriots Day
Peter Berg
Mark Wahlberg, J. K. Simmons, John Goodman, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin Bacon
2016

1710 Storks
Doug Sweetland
Andy Samberg, Kelsey Grammer, Katie Crown, Jennifer Aniston, Ty Burrell, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Danny Trejo
2016

1709 The Lego Movie
Phil Lord/Chris Miller
Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman
2014

1708 Think Like a Man Too
Tim Story
Kevin Hart, Regina Hall, Terrence J, Jerry Ferrara, Gabrielle Union, Michael Ealy, Taraji P. Henson, Romany Malco, Meagan Good
2014

1707 Honky Tonk
Jack Conway
Clark Gable, Lana Turner, Claire Trevor
1941

1706 Across the Great Divide
Stewart Raffill
Heather Rattray
1976

1705 A Place in the Sun
George Stevens
Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Shelley Winters
1951

1704 The Fabulous Baker Boys
Steven Kloves
Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer
1989

1703 The Perfect Furlough
Blake Edwards
Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh
1958

1702 Fear in the Night
Maxwell Shane
DeForest Kelley, Paul Kelly
1947

1701 Corvette Summer
Matthew Robbins
Mark Hamill, Annie Potts, Danny Bonaduce
1978

1700 The Thin Red Line
Terrence Malick
Sean Penn, Adrien Brody, Jim Caviezel, Ben Chaplin, George Clooney, John Cusack, Woody Harrelson, Elias Koteas, Jared Leto, Nick Nolte, John C. Reilly, John Travolta
1998

1699 Rock Star
Stephen Herek
Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston
2001
Chris: "Oh, maybe if I get really lucky, I'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply and wear jack boots".
Joe: "What's wrong with Air Supply?"
Chris: "Nothing, if you're the cop from the Village People".

1698 You Light Up My Life
Joseph Brooks
Didi Conn
1977

1697 Perfect
James Bridges
John Travolta, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jann Wenner, Marilu Henner, Laraine Newman
1985

1696 Shakespeare in Love
John Madden
Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Fiennes, Geoffrey Rush, Colin Firth, Ben Affleck, Judi Dench
1998

1695 Lonesome Dove
Simon Wincer
Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Diane Lane, Danny Glover, Anjelica Huston, Robert Urich, Rick Schroeder, D. B. Sweeney, Frederic Forrest, Glenne Headly, Chris Cooper
1989

1694 Stay
Marc Forster
Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, Ryan Gosling, Bob Hoskins
2005

1693 The Number 23
Joel Schumacher
Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen
2007

1692 First Sunday
David E. Talbert
Ice Cube, Katt Williams, Tracy Morgan
2008
Officer Eddie King: "Did it look like he was winkin at us?"
Officer D'Agostino: [shrugs] "He is the choir director".

1691 Distant Drums
Raoul Walsh
Gary Cooper, Richard Webb
1951

1690 The Searchers
John Ford
John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles
1956

1689 Thief
Michael Mann
James Caan, Tuesday Weld, James Belushi, Willie Nelson
1981

1688 Hart's War
Gregory Hoblit
Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell, Terrence Howard
2002

1687 Kings Go Forth
Delmer Daves
Frank Sinatra, Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood
1958

1686 Smokey and the Bandit II
Hal Needham
Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Dom DeLuise
1980
Junior: "You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?"
Buford T. Justice: "Why don't YOU move down here?"
Junior: "Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise".
Buford T. Justice: "Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!"

Junior: "Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator".
Buford T. Justice: "That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight".

1685 The Golden Child
Michael Ritchie
Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance
1986

1684 The Desert Fox
Henry Hathaway
James Mason, Cedric Hardwicke
1951

1683 When We Were Kings
Leon Gast
Muhammad Ali, George Foreman
1996

1682 The Razor's Edge
John Byrum
Bill Murray, Theresa Russell, Catherine Hicks, Denholm Elliott
1984

1681 Destination Tokyo
Delmer Daves
Cary Grant, John Garfield
1943

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