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Monday, May 1, 2017

LET THE MOVIE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s back and bigger than ever! This month we’ll be counting down the Top 2,982 movies of all-time!!!!! This is what you’ve all been waiting for. We’ve got a lot to get to, so let’s get started.

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown

2982 YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE NOT ON THE LIST

2981 Reckless Indifference
William Gazecki

2000

2980 Spice World
Bob Spiers
Spice Girls, Richard E. Grant, Alan Cumming, George Wendt, Roger Moore
1998

2979 Half-Wits Holiday
Jules White
The Three Stooges
1947

2978 My Son, My Son!
Charles Vidor
Madeleine Carroll, Brian Aherne, Louis Hayward
1940

2977 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Ken Kwapis
Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Blake Lively, Alexis Bledel
2005

2976 Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
Randal Kleiser
Rick Moranis, Marcia Strassman, Lloyd Bridges, Robert Oliveri, Keri Russell
1992

2975 The Blair Witch Project
Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez
Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams
1999

2974 The World's Greatest Lover
Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder, Carol Kane, Dom DeLuise
1977

2973 Year One
Harold Ramis
Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, Hank Azaria, David Cross, Olivia Wilde, June Raphael, Juno Temple, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
2009

2972 Who's That Girl?
James Foley
Madonna, Griffin Dunne, Haviland Morris, John Mills, Bibi Besch
1987

2971 Why Korea?
Edmund Reek
Joe King
1950

2970 Frailty
Bill Paxton
Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Matthew McConaughey
2001

2969 Weekend at Bernie's II
Robert Klane
Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser
1993

2968 Africa Screams
Charles Barton
Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
1949

2967 Hope and Glory
John Boorman
Sarah Miles, Sammi Davis
1987

2966 27 Dresses
Anne Fletcher
Katherine Heigl, James Marsden, Malin Åkerman, Edward Burns, Judy Greer
2008

2965 Hannah Montana: The Movie
Peter Chelsom
Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso, Moises Arias, Melora Hardin, Vanessa Williams, Billy Ray Cyrus, Lucas Till
2009

2964 White Chicks
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
2004

2963 4 Little Girls
Spike Lee

1997

2962 Adam Had Four Sons
Gregory Ratoff
Ingrid Bergman, Warner Baxter, Susan Hayward
1941

2961 Blow
Ted Demme
Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz
2001

2960 Cool as Ice
David Kellogg
Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Michael Gross, Candy Clark, Naomi Campbell
1991

2959 Children of a Lesser God
Randa Haines
William Hurt, Marlee Matlin, Piper Laurie
1986

2958 Ernest Goes to Camp
John Cherry III
Jim Varney
1987

2957 Framed
Richard Wallace
Glenn Ford, Janis Carter
1947

2956 I Want to Live!
Robert Wise
Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland, Theodore Bikel
1958

2955 Jury Duty
John Fortenberry
Pauly Shore, Tia Carrere, Abe Vigoda
1995

2954 Puss Gets the Boot
Hanna Barbera, William Hanna, Rudolf Ising
Lillian Randolph
1940

2953 The People vs. Larry Flynt
Miloš Forman
Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love, Edward Norton
1996

2952 White Men Can't Jump
Ron Shelton
Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Rosie Perez
1992

2951 Young Man with a Horn
Michael Curtiz
Lauren Bacall, Doris Day, Kirk Douglas
1950

2950 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Jan de Bont
Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe
1997

2949 PT 109
Leslie H. Martinson
Cliff Robertson, Robert Culp, Robert Blake
1963

2948 Quills
Philip Kaufman
Geoffrey Rush, Kate Winslet, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Caine
2000

2947 Raise the Titanic
Jerry Jameson
Jason Robards, Alec Guinness, Anne Archer
1980

2946 Double Impact
Sheldon Lettich
Jean-Claude Van Damme
1991

2945 An Ache in Every Stake
Del Lord
The Three Stooges
1941

2944 Almost Heroes
Christopher Guest
Chris Farley, Matthew Perry, Bokeem Woodbine, Eugene Levy
1998

2943 Willow
Ron Howard
Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Billy Barty
1988

2942 Angel in My Pocket
Alan Rafkin
Andy Griffith, Jerry Van Dyke
1969

2941 8 Mile
Curtis Hanson
Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer, Eugene Byrd, Omar Benson Miller
2002

2940 My Name is Bill W.
Daniel Petrie
James Garner, James Woods, JoBeth Williams
1989

2939 My Sister's Keeper
Nick Cassavetes
Cameron Diaz, Alec Baldwin, Abigail Breslin, Sofia Vassilieva, Joan Cusack, Thomas Dekker, Jason Patric
2009

2938 Tron
Steven Lisberger
Jeff Bridges, David Warner, Bruce Boxleitner, Cindy Morgan
1982

2937 Sliver
Phillip Noyce
Sharon Stone, William Baldwin, Tom Berenger
1993

2936 The Crying Game
Neil Jordan
Stephen Rea, Jaye Davidson, Miranda Richardson, Forest Whitaker
1992

2935 On Deadly Ground
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen
1994

2934 Personal Velocity: Three Portraits
Rebecca Miller
Kyra Sedgwick, Parker Posey, Fairuza Balk
2002

2933 O
Tim Blake Nelson
Mekhi Phifer, Josh Hartnett, Julia Stiles
2001

2932 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Peter Segal
Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson, Larry Miller, Wanda Sykes
2000

2931 Grease 2
Patricia Birch
Maxwell Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer
1982

2930 Monster
Patty Jenkins
Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci
2003

2929 Twins
Ivan Reitman
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito
1988

2928 Hugs and Mugs
Jules White
The Three Stooges
1950

2927 Krakatoa, East of Java
Bernard L. Kowalski
Brian Keith, Maximilian Schell, Sal Mineo
1969

2926 Daisy Kenyon
Otto Preminger
Joan Crawford, Henry Fonda
1947

2925 Last Train from Gun Hill
John Sturges
Kirk Douglas, Anthony Quinn, Carolyn Jones
1959

2924 The Devil and Max Devlin
Steven Hilliard Stern
Elliott Gould, Bill Cosby, Susan Anspach
1981

2923 You'll Find Out
David Butler
Kay Kyser, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff
1940

2922 Kiss the Bride
Vanessa Parise
Amanda Detmer, Sean Patrick Flanery, Brooke Langton
2002

2921 No Retreat, No Surrender
Corey Yuen
Jean-Claude Van Damme
1986

2920 Hair
Milos Forman
Treat Williams, Beverly D'Angelo, John Savage
1979

2919 Catwoman
Pitof
Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, Lambert Wilson, Frances Conroy, Alex Borstein
2004

2918 Innerspace
Joe Dante
Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, Meg Ryan
1987

2917 Mars Attacks!
Tim Burton
Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Jim Brown, Sarah Jessica Parker, Martin Short, Michael J. Fox, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Rod Steiger, Pam Grier, Joe Don Baker, Christina Applegate
1996

2916 Defence of the Realm
David Drury
Gabriel Byrne, Greta Scacchi, Denholm Elliott
1985

2915 Beautiful Stranger
David Miller
Ginger Rogers, Herbert Lom, Stanley Baker
1954

2914 Fire Down Below
Félix Enríquez Alcalá
Steven Seagal, Marg Helgenberger, Kris Kristofferson
1997

2913 Music Box
Costa-Gavras
Jessica Lange, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Frederic Forrest
1989

2912 The Missiles of October
Anthony Page
William Devane, Martin Sheen, Ralph Bellamy
1974

2911 Dirty Work
Bob Saget
Norm Macdonald, Jack Warden, Don Rickles, Chevy Chase, Chris Farley
1998

2910 King Richard and the Crusaders
David Butler
Rex Harrison, Virginia Mayo, George Sanders
1954

2909 Norbit
Brian Robbins
Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding, Jr.
2007

2908 Slaphappy Sleuths
Jules White
The Three Stooges
1950

2907 Hans Christian Andersen
Charles Vidor
Danny Kaye, Farley Granger
1952

2906 Days of Wine and Roses
Blake Edwards
Jack Lemmon, Lee Remick, Jack Klugman
1962

2905 Total Recall
Paul Verhoeven
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside, Ronny Cox
1990

2904 Mommie Dearest
Frank Perry
Faye Dunaway, Diana Scarwid, Mara Hobel, Steve Forrest
1981

2903 Nurse Betty
Neil LaBute
Morgan Freeman, Renée Zellweger, Chris Rock, Greg Kinnear
2000

2902 Reunion in France
Jules Dassin
Joan Crawford, John Wayne, Philip Dorn
1942

2901 Rango
Gore Verbinski
Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Alfred Molina, Bill Nighy, Harry Dean Stanton, Ray Winstone, Timothy Olyphant
2011

2900 Leonard Part 6
Paul Weiland
Bill Cosby, Tom Courtenay, Joe Don Baker, Gloria Foster
1987

2899 Something Wild
Jonathan Demme
Jeff Daniels, Melanie Griffith, Ray Liotta
1986

2898 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Roger Spottiswoode
Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams
1992

2897 Lili
Charles Walters
Leslie Caron, Mel Ferrer, Jean-Pierre Aumont, Zsa Zsa Gabor
1953

2896 Dear John
Lasse Hallström
Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Henry Thomas, Scott Porter, Richard Jenkins
2010

2895 Music in My Heart
Joseph Santley
Tony Martin, Rita Hayworth, Edith Fellows
1940

2894 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Joe Johnston
Rick Moranis, Matt Frewer, Marcia Strassman, Kristine Sutherland
1989

2893 Dirty Love
John Mallory Asher
Jenny McCarthy, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Carmen Electra, Victor Webster, Kam Heskin, Kathy Griffin
2005

2892 Ship of Fools
Stanley Kramer
Vivien Leigh, Simone Signoret, Lee Marvin, Jose Ferrer, Oskar Werner, Elizabeth Ashley, George Segal
1965

2891 Melvin and Howard
Jonathan Demme
Jason Robards, Paul LeMat, Mary Steenburgen
1980

2890 Bloodsport
Newt Arnold
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Forest Whitaker
1988

2889 The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Renny Harlin
Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley
1990

2888 Muriel's Wedding
P.J. Hogan
Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths, Bill Hunter, Sophie Lee
1994

2887 The Getaway
Roger Donaldson
Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, James Woods, Michael Madsen, Jennifer Tilly, Richard Farnsworth, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, David Morse
1994

2886 127 Hours
Danny Boyle
James Franco, Amber Tamblyn, Kate Mara, Clémence Poésy, Lizzy Caplan
2010

2885 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
Dick Lowry
Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Pat McCormick
1983

2884 Enemies, a Love Story
Paul Mazursky
Ron Silver, Anjelica Huston, Lena Olin, Margaret Sophie Stein
1989

2883 Action Jackson
Craig R. Baxley
Carl Weathers, Vanity, Craig T. Nelson, Sharon Stone
1988

2882 28 Days
Betty Thomas
Sandra Bullock, Viggo Mortensen
2000

2881 Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Clint Eastwood
Kevin Spacey, John Cusack, Jude Law
1997

2880 Mr. Woodcock
Craig Gillespie
Billy Bob Thornton, Seann William Scott, Susan Sarandon
2007

2879 Sounder
Martin Ritt
Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks
1972

2878 Judgment Night
Stephen Hopkins
Emilio Estévez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Denis Leary, Jeremy Piven, Stephen Dorff, Peter Greene, Everlast
1993

2877 Lifeboat
Edward Ludwig
John Wayne, Susan Hayward
1944

2876 Demolition Man
Marco Brambilla
Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock
1993

2875 2 Fast 2 Furious
John Singleton
Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, Ludacris
2003

2874 Conan the Barbarian
John Milius
Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Mako
1982

2873 True Love
Nancy Savoca
Annabella Sciorra, Aida Turturro
1989

2872 Slither
Howard Zieff
James Caan, Sally Kellerman, Peter Boyle
1973

2871 Love with the Proper Stranger
Robert Mulligan
Natalie Wood, Steve McQueen, Edie Adams
1963

2870 Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales
Friz Freleng
Mel Blanc, June Foray
1982

2869 Jade
William Friedkin
David Caruso, Chazz Palminteri, Linda Fiorentino, Angie Everhart, Michael Biehn, Richard Crenna
1995

2868 Knocked Up
Judd Apatow
Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann
2007

2867 Nacho Libre
Jared and Jerusha Hess
Jack Black
2006

2866 In Love and War
Richard Attenborough
Sandra Bullock, Chris O'Donnell
1996

2865 The Condemned
Scott Wiper
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones
2007

2864 Gigli
Martin Brest
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Al Pacino, Justin Bartha, Christopher Walken, Lainie Kazan, Lenny Venito, Missy Crider
2003

2863 Auntie Mame
Morton DaCosta
Rosalind Russell, Coral Browne, Forrest Tucker, Peggy Cass, Roger Smith
1958

2862 Bad Company
Damian Harris
Ellen Barkin, Laurence Fishburne, Frank Langella
1995

2861 The Real Cancun
Rick de Oliveira
Benjamin "Fletch" Fletcher, Nicole Frilot, Roxanne Frilot
2003

2860 Milky Way, The
Rudolf Ising
Bernice Hansen
1940

2859 200 Cigarettes
Risa Bramon Garcia
Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Dave Chapelle, Guillermo Diaz, Angela Featherstone, Janeane Garofalo, Gaby Hoffman, Kate Hudson, Courtney Love, Jay Mohr, Martha Plimpton, Christina Ricci, Paul Rudd
1999

2858 Cyrano de Bergerac
Michael Gordon
José Ferrer, Mala Powers
1950

2857 Dumb and Dumber
Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly
Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly
1994

2856 Flower Drum Song
Henry Koster
Nancy Kwan, James Shigeta, Jack Soo, Miyoshi Umeki
1961

2855 Rio Grande
John Ford
John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara
1950

2854 Skin Game
Paul Bogart
James Garner, Louis Gossett Jr., Susan Clark
1971

2853 Ghosts Can't Do It
John Derek
Bo Derek, Anthony Quinn
1990

2852 Listen to Me
Douglas Day Stewart
Kirk Cameron, Jami Gertz, Roy Scheider, Christopher Atkins
1989

2851 Come Back, Little Sheba
Daniel Mann
Burt Lancaster, Shirley Booth, Terry Moore
1952

2850 Daughter from Danang
Gail Dolgin, Vicente Franco
the life of a child from Operation Babylift
2002

2849 The Great White Hype
Reginald Hudlin
Damon Wayans, Peter Berg, Jeff Goldblum, Samuel L. Jackson
1996

2848 Internal Affairs
Mike Figgis
Richard Gere, Andy García, Nancy Travis
1990

2847 Johnny Belinda
Jean Negulesco
Jane Wyman, Lew Ayres, Agnes Moorehead
1948

2846 Rio Lobo
Howard Hawks
John Wayne, Jorge Rivero, Jennifer O'Neill
1970

2845 Samson and Delilah
Cecil B. DeMille
Hedy Lamarr, Victor Mature, Angela Lansbury
1949

2844 Grandview, U.S.A.
Randal Kleiser
Jamie Lee Curtis, Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Troy Donahue, John Cusack, Joan Cusack
1984

2843 Green Lantern
Martin Campbell
Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett and Tim Robbins, Temuera Morrison, Taika Waititi, Geoffrey Rush, Michael Clarke Duncan
2011

2842 He's Just Not That into You
Ken Kwapis
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnefer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long
2009

2841 Double Team
Tsui Hark
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman, Mickey Rourke
1997

2840 Forever and a Day
Rene Clair, Edmund Goulding
Brian Aherne, Robert Cummings, Charles Laughton, Ida Lupino
1943

2839 Barb Wire
David Hogan
Pamela Anderson
1996

2838 All the World's a Stooge
Del Lord
The Three Stooges
1941

2837 The Devil's Advocate
Taylor Hackford
Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Craig T. Nelson
1997

2836 Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Steve Carr
Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O'Donnell, Bobby Cannavale, Stephen Rannazzisi, Shirley Knight
2009

2835 Zookeeper
Frank Coraci
Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Thomas Gottschalk, Adam Sandler (voice), Sylvester Stallone (voice), Nick Nolte (voice), Don Rickles (voice), Judd Apatow (voice), Jon Favreau (voice), Faizon Love (voice), Cher (voice), Maya Rudolph (voice)
2011

2834 In & Out
Frank Oz
Kevin Kline, Joan Cusack, Tom Selleck, Matt Dillon, Bob Newhart, Debbie Reynolds, Wilford Brimley
1997

2833 Ace in the Hole
Billy Wilder
Kirk Douglas
1951

2832 My Favorite Wife
Garson Kanin
Irene Dunne, Cary Grant, Randolph Scott
1940

2831 13 Rue Madeleine
Henry Hathaway
James Cagney, Annabella, Richard Conte
1947

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