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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

I don't really have a good title for this...

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


1680 The Revolutionary
Paul Williams
Jon Voight, Seymour Cassel, Robert Duvall
1970

1679 The Talented Mr. Ripley
Anthony Minghella
Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Philip Baker Hall, James Rebhorn, Jack Davenport
1999

1678 Winchester '73
Anthony Mann
James Stewart, Dan Duryea, Shelley Winters
1950

1677 The Money Pit
Richard Benjamin
Tom Hanks, Shelley Long, Alexander Godunov, Maureen Stapleton, Joe Mantegna, Yakov Smirnoff
1986

1676 Little Nikita
Richard Benjamin
Sidney Poitier, River Phoenix
1988

1675 Our Town
Sam Wood
William Holden, Martha Scott, Fay Bainter
1940

1674 The Kid Stays in the Picture
Nanette Burstein, Brett Morgen
the life of film producer Robert Evans
2002

1673 Flight Lieutenant
Sidney Salkow
Pat O'Brien, Glenn Ford
1942

1672 The Quick and the Dead
Sam Raimi
Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe, Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio
1995

1671 All This, and Heaven Too
Anatole Litvak
Bette Davis, Charles Boyer, Jeffrey Lynn
1940

1670 The Game of Their Lives
David Anspaugh
Gerard Butler, Wes Bentley, Zachery Ty Bryan
2005

1669 The Losers
Sylvain White
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus Short, Oscar Janaeda, Jason Patric
2010

1668 Lock Up
John Flynn
Sylvester Stallone, Donald Sutherland
1989

1667 American Beauty
Sam Mendes
Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, Chris Cooper, Wes Bentley, Thora Birch, Mena Suvari, Allison Janney, Peter Gallagher
1999

1666 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Justin Lin
Lucas Black, Bow Wow
2006

1665 McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Robert Altman
Warren Beatty, Julie Christie, William Devane, Keith Carradine
1971

1664 Silent Rage
Michael Miller
Chuck Norris, Ron Silver
1982

1663 My Little Pony: The Movie
Michael Joens
Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman, Madeline Kahn
1986

1662 Three Days of the Condor
Sydney Pollack
Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson
1975

1661 Marriage on the Rocks
Jack Donohue
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Deborah Kerr
1965

1660 Million Dollar Mystery
Richard Fleischer
Tom Bosley
1987

1659 Pork Chop Hill
Lewis Milestone
Gregory Peck, Woody Strode, George Peppard
1959

1658 Horrible Bosses
Seth Gordon
Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, with Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland and Jamie Foxx
2011

1657 The Heiress
William Wyler
Olivia de Havilland, Montgomery Clift, Ralph Richardson
1949

1656 The Outlaw
Howard Hughes
Jane Russell
1943

1655 Man of the House
James Orr
Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, Jonathan Taylor Thomas
1995

1654 The Horse Soldiers
John Ford
John Wayne, William Holden
1959

1653 Between Two Worlds
Vincente Minnelli
Judy Garland, Margaret O'Brien, Mary Astor
1944

1652 Spy Game
Tony Scott
Robert Redford, Brad Pitt
2001

1651 Road to Bali
Hal Walker
Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour
1952

1650 Love Me Tender
Robert D. Webb
Elvis Presley, Debra Paget
1956

1649 Man Friday
Jack Gold
Peter O'Toole, Richard Roundtree
1975

1648 The Professionals
Richard Brooks
Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin, Robert Ryan, Woody Strode, Jack Palance, Claudia Cardinale, Ralph Bellamy
1966

1647 Jack and Jill
Dennis Dugan
Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes and Al Pacino
2011

1646 Above Suspicion
Steven Schachter
Christopher Reeve, Kim Cattrall, Joe Mantegna
1995

1645 The Boston Strangler
Richard Fleischer
Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda, George Kennedy
1968

1644 The Rat Race
Robert Mulligan
Tony Curtis, Debbie Reynolds, Don Rickles
1960

1643 The Three Musketeers
Paul W. S. Anderson
Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Mads Mikkelsen, Gabriella Wilde, James Corden, Juno Temple, Freddie Fox, Til Schweiger, with Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz
2011

1642 The Paper Chase
James Bridges
Timothy Bottoms, Lindsay Wagner, John Houseman
1973

1641 The Man Who Knew Too Little
Jon Amiel
Bill Murray, Joanne Whalley, Peter Gallagher
1997

1640 Road to Morocco
David Butler
Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour
1942

1639 The Last Samurai
Edward Zwick
Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall, Billy Connolly
2003

1638 Live a Little, Love a Little
Norman Taurog
Elvis Presley, Michele Carey, Rudy Vallee
1968

1637 Santa Fe Trail
Michael Curtiz
Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland
1940

1636 100 Rifles
Tom Gries
Burt Reynolds, Raquel Welch, Jim Brown
1969

1635 Easter Parade
Charles Walters
Fred Astaire, Judy Garland
1948

1634 Lady, Let's Dance
Joseph Kane
Roy Rogers, Dale Evans, Trigger
1944

1633 Die Another Day
Lee Tamahori
Pierce Brosnan
2002

1632 The Octagon
Eric Karson
Chuck Norris
1980

1631 Hell's Kitchen
Ewald André Dupont, Lewis Seiler
Dead End Kids, Billy Halop, Bobby Jordan, Leo Gorcey, Ronald Reagan
1939

1630 Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Rupert Wyatt
James Franco, Freida Pinto, Andy Serkis, Tom Felton, David Hewlett, Chelah Horsdal, Brian Cox, Jamie Harris, Tyler Labine, David Oyelowo, John Lithgow
2011

1629 Sense and Sensibility
Ang Lee
Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant
1995

1628 Cool Runnings
Jon Turteltaub
John Candy
1993

1627 The Major and the Minor
Billy Wilder
Ginger Rogers, Ray Milland
1942

1626 Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Adam Shankman
Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Hilary Duff, Tom Welling, Piper Perabo, Eugene Levy, Carmen Electra
2005

1625 The Game
David Fincher
Michael Douglas, Sean Penn, James Rebhorn, Deborah Kara Unger, Carroll Baker, Armin Mueller-Stahl
1997

1624 How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Kevin Rodney Sullivan
Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs, Whoopi Goldberg, Regina King
1998

1623 Son of Flubber
Robert Stevenson
Fred MacMurray, Nancy Olson, Tommy Kirk
1963

1622 Shoot to Kill
Roger Spottiswoode
Sidney Poitier, Tom Berenger, Kirstie Alley
1988

1621 Major Payne
Nick Castle
Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons
1995

1620 The Ladies Man
Reginald Hudlin
Tim Meadows, Billy Dee Williams, Will Ferrell
2000

1619 Cinderella Liberty
Mark Rydell
James Caan, Marsha Mason, Eli Wallach
1973

1618 Wonder Boys
Curtis Hanson
Michael Douglas, Tobey Maguire, Frances McDormand, Katie Holmes, Robert Downey, Jr.
2000

1617 Revenge
Tony Scott
Kevin Costner, Anthony Quinn, Madeleine Stowe
1990

1616 Going Berserk
David Steinberg
John Candy, Eugene Levy, Pat Hingle
1983

1615 The Interpreter
Sydney Pollack
Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn
2005

1614 The Pink Panther 2
Harald Zwart
Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Alfred Molina, Emily Mortimer
2009

1613 Red
Robert Schwentke
Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Karl Urban, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, Julian McMahon, Richard Dreyfuss
2010

1612 Jingle All the Way
Brian Levant
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Robert Conrad, Jake Lloyd, James Belushi
1996

1611 Rebel Rabbit
Bugs Bunny
1949

1610 Some Kind of Hero
Michael Pressman
Richard Pryor, Ronny Cox, Margot Kidder
1982

1609 Little Fockers
Paul Weitz
Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Jessica Alba, Laura Dern, Harvey Keitel with Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand
2010

1608 My Favorite Year
Richard Benjamin
Peter O'Toole, Mark Linn-Baker, Joseph Bologna, Lainie Kazan, Jessica Harper, Cameron Mitchell, Bill Macy
1982

1607 Faith of Our Fathers
Carey Scott
Stephen Baldwin, Kevin Downes, David A. R. White, Rebecca St. James, Si Robertson, Candace Cameron Bure
2015

1606 Free State of Jones
Gary Ross
Matthew McConaughey, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Keri Russell, Mahershala Ali
2016

1605 How to Train Your Dragon 2
Dean DeBlois
Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson, America Ferrera, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, T. J. Miller, Kristen Wiig, Kit Harington, Djimon Hounsou, Cate Blanchett
2014

1604 Identity Thief
Seth Gordon
Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Amanda Peet, John Cho, Clark Duke, Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Mary-Charles Jones, Jon Favreau, Génesis Rodríguez, Eric Stonestreet, T.I., Ben Falcone, Morris Chestnut, Justin Wheelon
2013

1603 Last Vegas
Jon Turteltaub
Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Michael Douglas, Mary Steenburgen, Kevin Kline
2013

1602 Looper
Rian Johnson
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Noah Segan, Jeff Daniels, Piper Perabo
2012

1601 Mad Max: Fury Road
George Miller
Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Nicholas Hoult, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Riley Keough, Zoë Kravitz, Abbey Lee, Courtney Eaton
2015

1600 Magic Mike XXL
Gregory Jacobs
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias, Andie MacDowell, Amber Heard, Jada Pinkett Smith, Elizabeth Banks, Donald Glover, Michael Strahan
2015

1599 People Like Us
Alex Kurtzman
Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, Michelle Pfeiffer, Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Jon Favreau, Michael Hall D'Addario, Philip Baker Hall
2012

1598 Snowden
Oliver Stone
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Shailene Woodley, Scott Eastwood, Melissa Leo, Timothy Olyphant, Zachary Quinto, Nicolas Cage, Tom Wilkinson
2016

1597 The Divergent Series: Insurgent
Robert Schwentke
Shailene Woodley, Kate Winslet, Theo James, Ansel Elgort, Naomi Watts, Octavia Spencer, Zoe Kravitz, Maggie Q, Jai Courtney, Ray Stevenson, Mekhi Phifer, Miles Teller, Ben Lamb, Christian Madsen
2015

1596 Land of the Lost
Brad Silberling
Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel, Jorma Taccone
2009

1595 Dark Passage
Delmer Daves
Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall
1947

1594 Lost in Translation
Sofia Coppola
Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson
2003

1593 Nick of Time
John Badham
Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Charles S. Dutton
1995

1592 Moon Over Parador
Paul Mazursky
Richard Dreyfuss, Raúl Juliá, Sonia Braga, Jonathan Winters
1988

1591 The War Wagon
Burt Kennedy
John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Robert Walker, Jr.
1967

1590 Magic in the Water
Rick Stevenson
Mark Harmon
1995

1589 Hotel Rwanda
Terry George
Don Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo, Nick Nolte, Joaquin Phoenix
2004

1588 Arizona
Wesley Ruggles
Jean Arthur, William Holden, Warren William
1940

1587 Shallow Hal
Peter and Bobby Farrelly
Jack Black, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli
2001

1586 Author! Author!
Arthur Hiller
Al Pacino, Dyan Cannon, Tuesday Weld, Alan King
1982

1585 Talk Radio
Oliver Stone
Eric Bogosian, Alec Baldwin, Ellen Greene
1988

1584 Edward, My Son
George Cukor
Spencer Tracy, Deborah Kerr
1949

1583 The Replacements
Howard Deutch
Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Brooke Langton
2000

1582 Savage Grace
Tom Kalin
Julianne Moore, Stephen Dillane, Eddie Redmayne, Hugh Dancy
2007

1581 Born Yesterday
George Cukor
William Holden, Judy Holliday, Broderick Crawford
1950

1580 Rasputin: Dark Servant of Destiny
Uli Edel
Alan Rickman, Greta Scacchi, Ian McKellen
1996

1579 Honeymoon in Vegas
Andrew Bergman
Nicolas Cage, James Caan, Sarah Jessica Parker
1992
Jack Singer: "I dreamt about my mother again last night".
Betsy: "Was she vacuuming naked?"
Jack Singer: "No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled".
Betsy: "Really?"
Jack Singer: "Yeah. Of course she was naked".

1578 Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Philip Kaufman
Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams, Leonard Nimoy
1978

1577 St. Louis Blues
Allen Reisner
Nat "King" Cole, Pearl Bailey, Cab Calloway, Ella Fitzgerald
1958

1576 Siesta
Mary Lambert
Ellen Barkin, Gabriel Byrne, Jodie Foster, Grace Jones, Isabella Rossellini, Julian Sands, Alexi Sayles, Martin Sheen
1987

1575 Law and Order
Nathan Juran
Ronald Reagan, Dorothy Malone
1953

1574 Pretty Maids All in a Row
Roger Vadim
Rock Hudson, Angie Dickinson
1971

1573 The General's Daughter
Simon West
John Travolta, Madeleine Stowe, James Woods, Timothy Hutton, James Cromwell
1999

1572 The Virginian
Stuart Gilmore
Joel McCrea, Brian Donlevy
1946

1571 Joe Kidd
John Sturges
Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall, John Saxon
1972

1570 Women in War
John H. Auer
Elsie Janis, Wendy Barrie, Patric Knowles
1940

1569 Ordinary People
Robert Redford
Mary Tyler Moore, Donald Sutherland, Timothy Hutton, Judd Hirsch, Elizabeth McGovern
1980

1568 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Michael Curtiz
Tony Randall, Patty McCormack, Eddie Hodges
1960

1567 Foxy Brown
Jack Hill
Pam Grier, Antonio Fargas
1974

1566 Three Men and a Baby
Leonard Nimoy
Steve Guttenberg, Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Nancy Travis
1987

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