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Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Next 100…

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


1565 The Accidental Tourist
Lawrence Kasdan
William Hurt, Kathleen Turner, Geena Davis, Amy Wright, Bill Pullman, David Ogden Stiers
1988

1564 The Red Badge of Courage
John Huston
Audie Murphy, Bill Mauldin
1951

1563 Blue Velvet
David Lynch
Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Laura Dern, Dennis Hopper
1986

1562 The Matchmaker
Mark Joffe
Janeane Garofalo, David O'Hara, Milo O'Shea, Denis Leary
1997

1561 Love Actually
Richard Curtis
Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Keira Knightley, Laura Linney, Hugh Grant
2003

1560 Night Moves
Arthur Penn
Gene Hackman, Susan Clark, Melanie Griffith, James Woods
1975

1559 The Bounty Hunter
Andy Tennant
Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler
2010

1558 The Sicilian
Michael Cimino
Christopher Lambert, Terence Stamp
1987

1557 Road Trip
Todd Phillips
Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Tom Green, DJ Qualls, Amy Smart
2000

1556 Objective, Burma!
Raoul Walsh
Errol Flynn
1945

1555 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution
Herbert Ross
Robert Duvall, Alan Arkin, Nicol Williamson, Laurence Olivier
1976

1554 Huckleberry Finn
J. Lee Thompson
Paul Winfield, Harvey Korman
1974

1553 Starting Over
Alan J. Pakula
Burt Reynolds, Jill Clayburgh, Candice Bergen
1979

1552 Murder in the First
Marc Rocco
Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater
1995

1551 Godzilla 2000
Takao Okawara
Takehiro Murata, Hiroshi Abe, Naomi Nishida, Mayu Suzuki, Shiro Sano
2000

1550 Every Which Way but Loose
James Fargo
Clint Eastwood, Ruth Gordon, Beverly D'Angelo
1978

1549 Steel Dawn
Lance Hool
Patrick Swayze, Lisa Niemi
1987

1548 Son of Monte Cristo, The
Rowland V. Lee
Louis Hayward, Joan Bennett, George Sanders
1940

1547 A Perfect Murder
Andrew Davis
Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David Suchet
1998

1546 The Rainmaker
Francis Ford Coppola
Matt Damon, Claire Danes, Danny DeVito, Jon Voight, Mary Kay Place, Mickey Rourke, Danny Glover, Roy Scheider
1997

1545 Hamburger Hill
John Irvin
Dylan McDermott, Don Cheadle, Steven Weber
1987

1544 Lady Sings the Blues
Sidney J. Furie
Diana Ross, Billy Dee Williams, Richard Pryor
1972

1543 Gods and Generals
Ronald F. Maxwell
Jeff Daniels, Stephen Lang, Robert Duvall
2003

1542 The Lonely Lady
Peter Sasdy
Pia Zadora, Lloyd Bochner, Joseph Cali, Bibi Besch, Anthony Holland, Ray Liotta
1983

1541 They Were Expendable
John Ford
John Wayne, Robert Montgomery, Donna Reed
1945

1540 The Enforcer
Bretaigne Windust
Humphrey Bogart, Zero Mostel
1951

1539 Kings Row
Sam Wood
Ann Sheridan, Ronald Reagan, Robert Cummings
1942

1538 The Children of Sanchez
Hall Bartlett
Anthony Quinn, Dolores del Rio
1979

1537 Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Robert Aldrich
Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, Joseph Cotten, Agnes Moorehead, Mary Astor, Cecil Kellaway, George Kennedy
1964

1536 The Whole Ten Yards
Howard Deutch
Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Amanda Peet
2004

1535 The Miracle Worker
Arthur Penn
Anne Bancroft, Patty Duke, Victor Jory
1962

1534 L.A. Confidential
Curtis Hanson
Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce, Kim Basinger, Danny DeVito, James Cromwell, David Strathairn, Simon Baker
1997

1533 Searching for Bobby Fischer
Steven Zaillian
Joe Mantegna, Joan Allen, Laurence Fishburne
1993

1532 Bobby
Emilio Estevez
Harry Belafonte, Joy Bryant, Nick Cannon
2006

1531 Big House Bunny
Friz Freleng
Looney Tunes
1950

1530 The Island of Dr. Moreau
John Frankenheimer
Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, David Thewlis, Fairuza Balk
1996

1529 The Fisher King
Terry Gilliam
Robin Williams, Jeff Bridges, Mercedes Ruehl, Amanda Plummer
1991

1528 The First Wives Club
Hugh Wilson
Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler
1996

1527 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Mike Bigelow
Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin
2005

1526 Tank
Marvin J. Chomsky
James Garner, C. Thomas Howell, Shirley Jones
1984

1525 Novocaine
David Atkins
Steve Martin, Helena Bonham Carter, Laura Dern
2001

1524 Raintree County
Edward Dmytryk
Montgomery Clift, Eva Marie Saint, Elizabeth Taylor, Rod Taylor
1957

1523 The Man Who Came to Dinner
William Keighley
Monty Woolley, Bette Davis, Ann Sheridan, Billie Burke, Jimmy Durante
1942

1522 The Wedding Planner
Adam Shankman
Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson
2001

1521 Good Guys Wear Black
Ted Post
Chuck Norris, Dana Andrews, Anne Archer
1978

1520 Bullets Over Broadway
Woody Allen
John Cusack, Jennifer Tilly, Dianne Wiest, Chazz Palminteri, Jim Broadbent, Rob Reiner, Joe Viterelli
1994

1519 More American Graffiti
Bill L. Norton
Ron Howard, Candy Clark, Paul LeMat
1979

1518 The Glenn Miller Story
Anthony Mann
James Stewart, June Allyson, Charles Drake
1954

1517 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Joel and Ethan Coen
George Clooney, Tim Blake Nelson, John Turturro, Holly Hunter, John Goodman, Charles Durning
2000

1516 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Steven Spielberg
Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett
2008

1515 I Think I Love My Wife
Chris Rock
Chris Rock, Kerry Washington, Gina Torres
2007

1514 Pony Express
Jerry Hopper
Charlton Heston, Rhonda Fleming, Forrest Tucker
1953

1513 The Road to Hong Kong
Norman Panama
Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Joan Collins
1962

1512 Planet of the Apes
Tim Burton
Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan, Estella Warren, Kris Kristofferson
2001

1511 Happy Feet Two
George Miller
Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Hank Azaria, Alecia Moore (Pink), Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Sofía Vergara, Hugo Weaving, Richard Carter, Common, Magda Szubanski, Anthony LaPaglia
2011

1510 Seven Days in May
John Frankenheimer
Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster, Fredric March, Ava Gardner, Edmond O'Brien, Martin Balsam, Hugh Marlowe
1964

1509 Time After Time
Nicholas Meyer
Malcolm McDowell, David Warner, Mary Steenburgen
1979

1508 My Foolish Heart
Mark Robson
Susan Hayward, Dana Andrews
1949

1507 A Thousand Clowns
Fred Coe
Jason Robards, Martin Balsam, Barbara Harris, Barry Gordon
1965

1506 The Flamingo Kid
Garry Marshall
Matt Dillon, Richard Crenna, Hector Elizondo
1984

1505 Shining Through
David Seltzer
Michael Douglas, Melanie Griffith, Liam Neeson, Joely Richardson, John Gielgud
1992

1504 Source Code
Duncan Jones
Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Farmiga, Jeffrey Wright
2011

1503 Wild Things
John McNaughton
Kevin Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Bill Murray
1998

1502 Shrek the Third
Chris Miller, Raman Hui
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz
2007

1501 Wise Guys
Brian De Palma
Danny DeVito, Joe Piscopo, Harvey Keitel, Dan Hedaya
1986

1500 Tammy and the Bachelor
Joseph Pevney
Debbie Reynolds, Walter Brennan, Leslie Nielsen
1957

1499 Going the Distance
Nanette Burstein
Drew Barrymore, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Ron Livingston, Rob Riggle, Christina Applegate, Kelli Garner, Natalie Morales, June Diane Raphael, Kristen Schaal, Jim Gaffigan, Sarah Burns
2010

1498 The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Niels Mueller
Sean Penn
2004

1497 The Thin Red Line
Andrew Marton
Keir Dullea, Jack Warden
1964

1496 Genius
Michael Grandage
Colin Firth, Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Dominic West, Guy Pearce, Laura Linney
2016

1495 God's Not Dead 2
Harold Cronk
Melissa Joan Hart, David A. R. White, Ray Wise, Robin Givens, Ernie Hudson, Eamonn McCrystal, Jesse Metcalfe
2016

1494 Hello, My Name Is Doris
Michael Showalter
Sally Field, Max Greenfield, Beth Behrs, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Stephen Root, Elizabeth Reaser, Natasha Lyonne, Tyne Daly
2015

1493 Horrible Bosses 2
Sean Anders
Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, Christoph Waltz, Jamie Foxx, Chris Pine
2014

1492 Last Knights
Kazuaki Kiriya
Clive Owen, Morgan Freeman, Cliff Curtis, Aksel Hennie, Peyman Moaadi, Ayelet Zurer, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Ahn Sung-ki
2015

1491 Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Eric Darnell
Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Richter, Frances McDormand, Bryan Cranston, Jessica Chastain, Martin Short, Paz Vega, Frank Welker
2012

1490 Southpaw
Antoine Fuqua
Jake Gyllenhaal, Rachel McAdams, Naomie Harris, Forest Whitaker, Victor Ortiz, Tyrese Gibson
2015

1489 This Above All
Anatole Litvak
Tyrone Power, Joan Fontaine
1942

1488 Twisted
Philip Kaufman
Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, Andy García
2004

1487 The Sea Wolf
Michael Curtiz
Edward G. Robinson, Ida Lupino, John Garfield
1941

1486 Buddy Buddy
Billy Wilder
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Paula Prentiss, Klaus Kinski
1981

1485 Pirate Radio
Richard Curtis
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Nick Frost, Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson, Jack Davenport
2009
"Quentin: So... expelled?
'Young' Carl: That's right.
Quentin: What for?
'Young' Carl: I suppose smoking was the clincher.
Quentin: Drugs or cigarettes?
'Young' Carl: Well, both.
Quentin: Well done! Proud of you. So your mum sent you here in the hope that a little bracing sea air would sort you out?
'Young' Carl: Something like that.
Quentin: Spectacular mistake.
"
1484 A Piece of the Action
Sidney Poitier
Bill Cosby, Sidney Poitier, James Earl Jones
1977

1483 The Day the Earth Stood Still
Robert Wise
Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal
1951

1482 Runaway Jury
Gary Fleder
John Cusack, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Rachel Weisz
2003

1481 The Court-Martial of Billy Mitchell
Otto Preminger
Gary Cooper, Rod Steiger, Charles Bickford, Elizabeth Montgomery
1955

1480 Up Close & Personal
Jon Avnet
Robert Redford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Joe Mantegna
1996

1479 Go Tell the Spartans
Ted Post
Burt Lancaster, Craig Wasson
1978

1478 Lost Command
Mark Robson
Anthony Quinn, Claudia Cardinale, Alain Delon
1966

1477 Play It Again, Sam
Herbert Ross
Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Tony Roberts, Susan Anspach
1972

1476 Street Smart
Jerry Schatzberg
Christopher Reeve, Morgan Freeman, Kathy Baker
1987

1475 The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
Nicolas Gessner
Martin Sheen, Jodie Foster
1976

1474 The Next Man
Richard C. Sarafian
Sean Connery, Cornelia Sharpe
1976

1473 Quiz Show
Robert Redford
Ralph Fiennes, John Turturro, Rob Morrow, Paul Scofield, Christopher McDonald, David Paymer, Barry Levinson, Martin Scorsese
1994

1472 The Switch
Josh Gordon and Will Speck
Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Patrick Wilson, Jeff Goldblum, Juliette Lewis
2010

1471 The High and the Mighty
William Wellman
John Wayne, Robert Stack, Laraine Day, Claire Trevor, Jan Sterling, Robert Newton, Sidney Blackmer, Phil Harris
1954

1470 Norma Jean & Marilyn
Tim Fywell
Ashley Judd, Mira Sorvino
1996

1469 There's No Business Like Show Business
Walter Lang
Ethel Merman, Donald O'Connor, Marilyn Monroe, Mitzi Gaynor
1954

1468 They Came to Blow Up America
Edward Ludwig
George Sanders, Anna Sten, Ward Bond
1943

1467 The Fan
Tony Scott
Robert De Niro, Wesley Snipes, Ellen Barkin, Benicio del Toro
1996

1466 The Honeymooners
John Schultz
Cedric the Entertainer, Mike Epps, Gabrielle Union, Regina Hall
2005
Ralph Kramden: Unlike most dogs, Eggy is a survivor. Like Seabiscuit,Rocky or Destiny's Child.

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