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Monday, May 15, 2017

Getting close to the Top 1000

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown


1165 Annie
Will Gluck
Quvenzhané Wallis, Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
2014

1164 G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Jon Chu
Channing Tatum, Ray Park, Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, Elodie Yung, D.J. Cotrona, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson, Byung-hun Lee, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, Walton Goggins, Joseph Mazzello, DeRay Davis, Robert Baker, Arnold Vosloo, Luke Bracey
2013

1163 Hercules
Brett Ratner
Dwayne Johnson, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Joseph Fiennes, Peter Mullan, John Hurt
2014

1162 John Wick
Chad Stahelski/David Leitch
Keanu Reeves, Bridget Moynahan, Willem Dafoe
2014

1161 RED 2
Dean Parisot
Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Byung-hun Lee, Karl Urban, Neal McDonough, Anthony Hopkins, David Thewlis
2013

1160 Rio 2
Chris Wedge
Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway, Leslie Mann, Bruno Mars, Jemaine Clement, George Lopez, Jamie Foxx, will.i.am
2014

1159 The Great Gatsby
Baz Luhrmann
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Joel Edgerton, Carey Mulligan, Isla Fisher, Jason Clarke, Elizabeth Debicki, Amitabh Bachchan
2013

1158 The Hangover Part III
Todd Phillips
Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha, Ken Jeong, John Goodman, Heather Graham, Melissa McCarthy, Jeffrey Tambor
2013

1157 Why Him?
John Hamburg
James Franco, Bryan Cranston, Zoey Deutch, Megan Mullally, Griffin Gluck, Keegan-Michael Key
2016

1156 Alex Cross
Rob Cohen
Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Rachel Nichols, Edward Burns, Jean Reno, Giancarlo Esposito
2012

1155 Boo! A Madea Halloween
Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry, Bella Thorne, Cassi Davis, Andre Hall, Yousef Erakat, Diamond White, Brock O’Hurn, Jimmy Tatro, JC Caylen, Kian Lawley, Mike Tornabene
2016

1154 Brooklyn
John Crowley
Saoirse Ronan, Emory Cohen, Domhnall Gleeson, Jim Broadbent, Julie Walters
2015

1153 Inside Out
Pete Docter
Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith, Richard Kind, Bill Hader, Lewis Black, Mindy Kaling, Kaitlyn Dias
2015

1152 Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
Christopher McQuarrie
Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, Rebecca Ferguson, Alec Baldwin
2015

1151 Saving Mr. Banks
John Lee Hancock
Tom Hanks, Emma Thompson, Colin Farrell, Paul Giamatti, Jason Schwartzman, Ruth Wilson, B.J. Novak
2013

1150 Ted
Seth MacFarlane
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Patrick Warburton, Jessica Stroup, Laura Vandervoort
2012

1149 The Counselor
Ridley Scott
Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem, Cameron Diaz, Penélope Cruz, Natalie Dormer, John Leguizamo, Dean Norris
2013

1148 The Dictator
Larry Charles
Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben Kingsley, Anna Faris, Megan Fox, John C. Reilly, J.B. Smoove
2012

1147 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Peter Jackson
Richard Armitage, Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Christopher Lee, Andy Serkis, Elijah Wood, Ian Holm, James Nesbitt, Ken Stott
2012

1146 The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Peter Jackson
Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Benedict Cumberbatch, Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace, Luke Evans, Ken Stott, James Nesbitt
2013

1145 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Francis Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Lenny Kravitz, Stanley Tucci, Donald Sutherland, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeffrey Wright
2013

1144 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
Francis Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Jena Malone, Jeffrey Wright, Sam Claflin, Stanley Tucci, Donald Sutherland, Julianne Moore, Willow Shields, Natalie Dormer, Gwendoline Christie, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2015

1143 The Lone Ranger
Gore Verbinski
Armie Hammer, Johnny Depp, Ruth Wilson, William Fichtner, Helena Bonham Carter, James Badge Dale, Barry Pepper, Tom Wilkinson, James Frain
2013

1142 Think Like a Man
Tim Story
Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, Taraji P. Henson, Jerry Ferrara, Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Terrence J, Jenifer Lewis, Romany Malco, Gary Owen, Gabrielle Union
2012

1141 Twilight
Catherine Hardwicke
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Peter Facinelli, Billy Burke, Anna Kendrick
2008

1140 A Fine Madness
Irvin Kershner
Sean Connery, Joanne Woodward, Jean Seberg
1966

1139 Run Silent, Run Deep
Robert Wise
Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster, Jack Warden, Don Rickles
1958

1138 Desperately Seeking Susan
Susan Seidelman
Rosanna Arquette, Aidan Quinn, Madonna
1985

1137 My Girl
Howard Zieff
Dan Aykroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, Macaulay Culkin, Anna Chlumsky
1991

1136 For Love of Ivy
Daniel Mann
Sidney Poitier, Abbey Lincoln, Beau Bridges
1968

1135 Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection
Aaron Norris
Chuck Norris, Billy Drago
1990

1134 Captain Caution
Richard Wallace
Victor Mature, Louise Platt, Leo Carrillo
1940

1133 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
George Clooney
Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Julia Roberts
2002

1132 Everybody's Fine
Nick Jones
Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell
2009

1131 Hollywood or Bust
Frank Tashlin
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Anita Ekberg
1956

1130 The Wings of Eagles
John Ford
John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Dan Dailey
1957

1129 Dan in Real Life
Peter Hedges
Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dane Cook, John Mahoney, Emily Blunt, Dianne Wiest
2007

1128 Greedy
Jonathan Lynn
Michael J. Fox, Kirk Douglas, Nancy Travis, Phil Hartman, Ed Begley, Jr., Bob Balaban, Colleen Camp, Olivia d'Abo
1994

1127 Donnie Brasco
Mike Newell
Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen, Anne Heche, Bruno Kirby
1997

1126 The Candidate
Michael Ritchie
Robert Redford, Melvyn Douglas, Peter Boyle
1972

1125 Volcano
Mick Jackson
Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffmann, Don Cheadle, Keith David
1997

1124 The Poseidon Adventure
Ronald Neame
Gene Hackman, Ernest Borgnine, Shelley Winters, Stella Stevens, Roddy McDowall, Carol Lynley, Red Buttons, Jack Albertson
1972

1123 Doctor Dolittle
Richard Fleischer
Rex Harrison, Samantha Eggar, Anthony Newley
1967

1122 Comrade X
King Vidor
Clark Gable, Hedy Lamarr, Oskar Homolka
1940

1121 First Daughter
Forest Whitaker
Katie Holmes
2004

1120 Quiet Please!
Hanna Barbera
Tom and Jerry
1945

1119 Coal Miner's Daughter
Michael Apted
Sissy Spacek, Tommy Lee Jones, Beverly D'Angelo, Levon Helm
1980

1118 Othello
Oliver Parker
Laurence Fishburne, Kenneth Branagh
1995

1117 Rio Rita
S. Sylvan Simon
Abbott and Costello
1942

1116 Give a Girl a Break
Stanley Donen
Debbie Reynolds, Marge Champion, Gower Champion
1953

1115 Never So Few
John Sturges
Frank Sinatra, Steve McQueen
1959

1114 Amistad
Steven Spielberg
Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hopkins, Djimon Hounsou, Matthew McConaughey, Stellan Skarsgård, Anna Paquin
1997

1113 Happy Endings
Don Roos
Lisa Kudrow, Tom Arnold, Steve Coogan, Maggie Gyllenhaal
2005

1112 War Is Hell
Burt Topper
Audie Murphy
1961

1111 Foul Play
Colin Higgins
Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, Dudley Moore
1978

1110 Cocoon
Ron Howard
Don Ameche, Wilford Brimley, Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Maureen Stapleton, Steve Guttenberg, Brian Dennehy
1985

1109 Coach Carter
Thomas Carter
Samuel L. Jackson, Rob Brown, Ashanti, Channing Tatum
2005

1108 We're No Angels
Michael Curtiz
Humphrey Bogart, Peter Ustinov, Aldo Ray
1955

1107 Yours, Mine and Ours
Melville Shavelson
Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda
1968

1106 Hot Lead and Cold Feet
Robert Butler
Don Knotts, Jim Dale, Darren McGavin, Karen Valentine
1978

1105 Anatomy of a Murder
Otto Preminger
James Stewart, Lee Remick, George C. Scott, Ben Gazzara, Arthur O'Connell, Eve Arden, Kathryn Grant
1959

1104 Neighbors
John G. Avildsen
John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Cathy Moriarty
1981

1103 The Wrestler
Darren Arronofsky
Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei, Evan Rachel Wood
2008

1102 Hanover Street
Peter Hyams
Harrison Ford, Lesley-Anne Down, Christopher Plummer
1979

1101 That's My Boy
Hal Walker
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis
1951

1100 Star Trek: Insurrection
Jonathan Frakes
Patrick Stewart, F. Murray Abraham, Donna Murphy
1998

1099 Amos & Andrew
E. Max Frye
Nicolas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson
1993

1098 Dark Command
Raoul Walsh
Claire Trevor, John Wayne, Walter Pidgeon
1940

1097 The Great Debaters
Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker, Nate Parker, Jurnee Smollet, Denzel Whitaker, John Heard, Kimberly Elise
2007

1096 Fighting 69th, The
William Keighley
James Cagney, Pat O'Brien, George Brent
1940

1095 History of the World: Part I
Mel Brooks
Mel Brooks, Gregory Hines, Madeline Kahn, Harvey Korman
1981
Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!
[He strides to the guillotine with dignity]
Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
Jacques: None!
Citizen Official: Have you any last request?
Jacques: None!
Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!
[Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy]
Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!
Citizen Official: What is your last request?
Jacques: Novocaine!
[the Official confers with the Executioner]
Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!
Jacques: I'll wait!

1094 Stranger Than Fiction
Marc Forster
Will Ferrell, Emma Thompson
2006

1093 Don't Bother to Knock
Roy Ward Baker
Marilyn Monroe, Richard Widmark, Anne Bancroft
1952

1092 Jacob's Ladder
Adrian Lyne
Tim Robbins, Danny Aiello, Elizabeth Pena, Macaulay Culkin, Jason Alexander, Ving Rhames
1990

1091 Captain Fantastic
Matt Ross
Viggo Mortensen, Frank Langella, Kathryn Hahn, Steve Zahn
2016

1090 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Kenneth Branagh
Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley, Kenneth Branagh
2013

1089 The Finest Hours
Craig Gillespie
Chris Pine, Casey Affleck, Ben Foster, Holliday Grainger, John Ortiz, Eric Bana
2016

1088 Operation Petticoat
Blake Edwards
Cary Grant, Tony Curtis
1959

1087 Hollow Man
Paul Verhoeven
Elisabeth Shue, Kevin Bacon, Josh Brolin
2000

1086 My Friend Irma Goes West
Hal Walker
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis
1950

1085 Between Heaven and Hell
Richard Fleischer
Robert Wagner, Buddy Ebsen, Broderick Crawford
1956

1084 McLintock!
Andrew V. McLaglen
John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara
1963

1083 Jumping Jacks
Norman Taurog
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis
1952

1082 Lillian Russell
Irving Cummings
Alice Faye, Don Ameche, Henry Fonda
1940

1081 A Change of Seasons
Stephen Frears
Shirley MacLaine, Anthony Hopkins, Bo Derek
1980

1080 You're Never Too Young
Norman Taurog
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis
1955

1079 The Fighter
David O. Russell
Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo
2010

1078 A New Leaf
Elaine May
Walter Matthau, Elaine May, James Coco, Doris Roberts
1971

1077 The Great Muppet Caper
Jim Henson
Diana Rigg, Charles Grodin
1981

1076 Regarding Henry
Mike Nichols
Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Donald Moffat, Bill Nunn
1991

1075 Dangerous Liaisons
Stephen Frears
Michelle Pfeiffer, Glenn Close, John Malkovich, Keanu Reeves, Uma Thurman, Swoosie Kurtz, Mildred Natwick
1988

1074 It Ain't Hay
Abbott and Costello
1943

1073 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Nicholas Meyer
William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Christopher Plummer, Kim Cattrall, David Warner, Iman, Brock Peters, DeForest Kelley, Nichelle Nichols, James Doohan
1991
General Chang: "Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

General Chang: Cry havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War.

Captain Spock: If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human.

1072 Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Charles Lamont
Abbott and Costello, Boris Karloff
1953

1071 Being There
Hal Ashby
Peter Sellers, Shirley MacLaine, Melvyn Douglas, Richard Basehart, Richard A. Dysart, Jack Warden
1979

1070 Disclosure
Barry Levinson
Michael Douglas, Demi Moore, Donald Sutherland
1994

1069 Clueless
Amy Heckerling
Alicia Silverstone, Paul Rudd, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Dan Hedaya, Jeremy Sisto, Elisa Donovan, Breckin Meyer, Wallace Shawn
1995

1068 Advise and Consent
Otto Preminger
Henry Fonda, Charles Laughton, Don Murray, Walter Pidgeon, Gene Tierney, Peter Lawford, George Grizzard, Burgess Meredith
1962

1067 Rhinestone
Bob Clark
Sylvester Stallone, Dolly Parton, Ron Leibman, Richard Farnsworth
1984

1066 Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Jim Sheridan
50 Cent, Terrence Howard
2005

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