If you do not know me (I mean, really know me) then there is something you need to understand before you read this blog: I value the truth above everything else... except a good laugh. A good laugh will almost always beat the truth as far as I’m concerned. Everything you read on this blog will be true, somewhat true, or something I made up in an effort to get a laugh. Sometimes I will go on a rant that I don’t really mean (or only kind of mean). Sometimes I will mean what I write only to completely change my mind a year, month, or day later. Such is life. By reading this blog you agree not to get offended by anything I write (or, at the very least, you agree not to tell me or anyone else that you are offended). It is worth noting that my employer does not endorse my blog (or even read it, to tell you the truth). The Wife also does not endorse my blog (though she will read it from time to time). I am not paid to write this... it’s just my way of giving back to the community. I have, and will, touch on a wide range of subjects and will give my opinion on these subjects. Again, most of what I say is for laughs but every now and then I will say what I really think and feel (see my views on Westboro Baptist Cult). How will you know when I’m serious and when I’m trying to get a laugh? You’ll know. And if you don’t know, well... maybe this isn’t the best thing for you to be reading. So, sit back, read and enjoy. Leave comments if you want and don’t be afraid to publicly follow me.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The mind of Gertrude… as seen through my mind

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Today’s Pic

Susie... showing me how hard it was to suck her fingers on her non-finger sucking hand while she was in the hospital.

I will now give you a glimpse into the mind of Gertrude by using pictures (which are worth a thousand words) and my words (which are worth a thousand dollars).

"Hey, don't come over here... I'm doing something with Daddy".

"Get the kid out of our picture".

"Oh crap... the boy is a hippie.  What have I gotten myself into?"

"Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah..."

"I have been told that my name is Gertrude (though Scooby calls me 'Ugly Puppy') and that I am an outside cat..."

"...so I guess that means this is 'outside'".

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