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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The mind of Gertrude… as seen through my mind

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Today’s Pic

Susie... showing me how hard it was to suck her fingers on her non-finger sucking hand while she was in the hospital.


I will now give you a glimpse into the mind of Gertrude by using pictures (which are worth a thousand words) and my words (which are worth a thousand dollars).


"Hey, don't come over here... I'm doing something with Daddy".

"Get the kid out of our picture".

"Oh crap... the boy is a hippie.  What have I gotten myself into?"

"Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah..."

"I have been told that my name is Gertrude (though Scooby calls me 'Ugly Puppy') and that I am an outside cat..."

"...so I guess that means this is 'outside'".

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