|Susie... showing me how hard it was to suck her fingers on her non-finger sucking hand while she was in the hospital.|
I will now give you a glimpse into the mind of Gertrude by using pictures (which are worth a thousand words) and my words (which are worth a thousand dollars).
|"Hey, don't come over here... I'm doing something with Daddy".|
|"Get the kid out of our picture".|
|"Oh crap... the boy is a hippie. What have I gotten myself into?"|
|"Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah..."|
|"I have been told that my name is Gertrude (though Scooby calls me 'Ugly Puppy') and that I am an outside cat..."|
|"...so I guess that means this is 'outside'".|