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If you do not know me (I mean, really know me) then there is something you need to understand before you read this blog: I value the truth above everything else... except a good laugh. A good laugh will almost always beat the truth as far as I’m concerned. Everything you read on this blog will be true, somewhat true, or something I made up in an effort to get a laugh. Sometimes I will go on a rant that I don’t really mean (or only kind of mean). Sometimes I will mean what I write only to completely change my mind a year, month, or day later. Such is life. By reading this blog you agree not to get offended by anything I write (or, at the very least, you agree not to tell me or anyone else that you are offended). It is worth noting that my employer does not endorse my blog (or even read it, to tell you the truth). The Wife also does not endorse my blog (though she will read it from time to time). I am not paid to write this... it’s just my way of giving back to the community. I have, and will, touch on a wide range of subjects and will give my opinion on these subjects. Again, most of what I say is for laughs but every now and then I will say what I really think and feel (see my views on Westboro Baptist Cult). How will you know when I’m serious and when I’m trying to get a laugh? You’ll know. And if you don’t know, well... maybe this isn’t the best thing for you to be reading. So, sit back, read and enjoy. Leave comments if you want and don’t be afraid to publicly follow me.



Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Happy Birthday Casey!!!!

I’m not feeling well, so this will be a short post. Just wanted to wish my cousin-in-law Casey a Happy 30th Birthday.

I feel that some may have misunderstood my open letter to Trident Medical Center. I do not hate Trident Medical Center. I don’t have good feelings towards their billing department… and I think their nurses could be reminded that fathers are not the enemy… but I don’t hate them. Really, if they fixed their billing issues I would not have any ill feelings towards them.

I DO still hate Coastal Carolina and the Westboro Baptist Cult.

It has been pointed out by people nicer than me that Jesus loves all. This, I would say, is just one example of why I fully admit Jesus is better than me.

We, of course, are told to pray for our enemies. Again, I direct you to my new favorite song Pray for You.

I took an online NCIS personality quiz. It said that my personality is most like Ziva David.

The Wife hates Ziva.

The Wife has decided that Lucy is out of luck should she need another surgery because of the cancer. We can’t keep spending $180 for this, she says.

I can’t help but point out that The Wife can’t walk into an Ann Taylor Loft without me ending up with a $250 bill.

1 comment:

  1. Let me assure you that my post yesterday was not in response to your letter to Trident, which I found highly entertaining. I can't believe Jennifer hates Ziva - she's awesome. You've peaked my curiosity with this quiz - why exactly are you and Ziva similar?

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