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If you do not know me (I mean, really know me) then there is something you need to understand before you read this blog: I value the truth above everything else... except a good laugh. A good laugh will almost always beat the truth as far as I’m concerned. Everything you read on this blog will be true, somewhat true, or something I made up in an effort to get a laugh. Sometimes I will go on a rant that I don’t really mean (or only kind of mean). Sometimes I will mean what I write only to completely change my mind a year, month, or day later. Such is life. By reading this blog you agree not to get offended by anything I write (or, at the very least, you agree not to tell me or anyone else that you are offended). It is worth noting that my employer does not endorse my blog (or even read it, to tell you the truth). The Wife also does not endorse my blog (though she will read it from time to time). I am not paid to write this... it’s just my way of giving back to the community. I have, and will, touch on a wide range of subjects and will give my opinion on these subjects. Again, most of what I say is for laughs but every now and then I will say what I really think and feel (see my views on Westboro Baptist Cult). How will you know when I’m serious and when I’m trying to get a laugh? You’ll know. And if you don’t know, well... maybe this isn’t the best thing for you to be reading. So, sit back, read and enjoy. Leave comments if you want and don’t be afraid to publicly follow me.



Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The Day After...

Know Your Medal of Honor Recipients:

Brigadier General Manning F. Force (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on July 22, 1864, at Atlanta, Georgia. His citation reads:

Charged upon the enemy's works, and after their capture defended his position against assaults of the enemy until he was severely wounded.

First Lieutenant George W. Ford (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on April 6, 1865, at Sailors Creek, Virginia. His citation reads:

Capture of flag.

Corporal Alexander A. Forman (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on May 31, 1862, at Fair Oaks, Virginia. His citation reads:

Although wounded, he continued fighting until, fainting from loss of blood, he was carried off the field.


I was asked by Teresa Lynn if I would make as big a deal on here when I turn 40 as I did for her 40th. My response… Are you kidding me? I can’t wait to turn 40! I just hope I can think of something bigger and better than what I did yesterday. I mean really… ask Danny (yes, that Danny) or KC or Jenn or any number of people I have been friends with at least 4 years what it was like leading up to my 30th birthday. Can you say, “Top 25 Friends Poll”? I sent out a 10 page email on my 30th birthday… I can’t wait to see what I think of for my 40th!


The I’m just sayin… Top 2,613 Movies of All-Time Countdown

350 Over the Top
Menahem Golan
Sylvester Stallone, Robert Loggia, David Mendenhall
1987

349 Out for Justice
John Flynn
Steven Seagal, William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach
1991

348 National Treasure
Jon Turteltaub
Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, Jon Voight
2004

347 My Cousin Vinny
Jonathan Lynn
Joe Pesci, Ralph Macchio, Marisa Tomei, Mitchell Whitfield, Fred Gwynne, Lane Smith
1992

346 Look Who's Talking
Amy Heckerling
John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis
1989

345 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Steven Spielberg
Harrison Ford, Jonathan Ke Quan, Kate Capshaw
1984

344 In the Line of Fire
Wolfgang Petersen
Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich, Rene Russo, Dylan McDermott
1993

343 Ice Age
Chris Wedge, Carlos Saldanha
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary
2002

342 Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Grey, Jeffrey Jones
1986
Economics Teacher: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
Simone: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious".

Economics Teacher: "In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics".

Grace: "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude".

341 On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Peter R. Hunt
George Lazenby
1969
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

340 Die Hard with a Vengeance
John McTiernan
Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson
1995
Zeus: "So what's up with this L.A. thing? You famous or something?"
John McClane: "Yeah, for about five minutes".
Zeus: "Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?"
John McClane: "F--k you".

339 ¡Three Amigos!
John Landis
Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short
1986
Dusty Bottoms: "Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress".
Carmen: "And that you have done, now what?"
Dusty Bottoms: "Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things".

Lucky Day: "In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!"

Lucky Day: "Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains".
Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: "Damn it!"

338 In the Navy
Arthur Lubin
Abbott and Costello, Dick Powell
1941

337 1941
Steven Spielberg
John Belushi, Ned Beatty, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Toshirō Mifune, Robert Stack, Warren Oates, Tim Matheson
1979

336 Situation Hopeless... But Not Serious
Gottfried Reinhardt
Alec Guinness, Mike Connors, Robert Redford
1965

335 War and Peace
King Vidor
Audrey Hepburn, Henry Fonda, Mel Ferrer
1956

334 An Affair to Remember
Leo McCarey
Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr, Cathleen Nesbitt, Richard Denning
1957

333 Hairspray
Adam Shankman
John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Amanda Bynes, James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Brittany Snow, Zac Efron, Elijah Kelley, Allison Janney, Nikki Blonsky
2007

332 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Alfonso Cuarón
Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Robbie Coltrane, Michael Gambon, Richard Griffiths, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Fiona Shaw, Maggie Smith, Timothy Spall, David Thewlis, Maggie Smith, Julie Walters, Dawn French
2004

331 Critic's Choice
Don Weis
Bob Hope, Lucille Ball, Marilyn Maxwell, Rip Torn
1963

330 Gambit
Ronald Neame
Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine
1966

329 Sleepless in Seattle
Nora Ephron
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman, Rosie O'Donnell
1993

328 My Geisha
Jack Cardiff
Shirley MacLaine, Yves Montand, Edward G. Robinson
1962

327 Career
Joseph Anthony
Dean Martin, Tony Franciosa, Shirley MacLaine
1959

326 A Bug's Life
John Lasseter
Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus
1998

325 Doc Hollywood
Michael Caton-Jones
Michael J. Fox, Julie Warner, Woody Harrelson, Bridget Fonda
1991

324 An Officer and a Gentleman
Taylor Hackford
Richard Gere, Louis Gossett Jr., Debra Winger, David Keith
1982

323 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Steven Spielberg
Dee Wallace, Henry Thomas, Peter Coyote, Drew Barrymore, Robert MacNaughton
1982

322 The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Andrew Adamson
Ben Barnes, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes
2008

321 Amadeus
Milos Forman
Tom Hulce, F. Murray Abraham, Elizabeth Berridge
1984

320 Return of Frank James, The
Fritz Lang
Henry Fonda
1940

319 Misery
Rob Reiner
James Caan, Kathy Bates
1990

318 Rhythm on the River
Victor Schertzinger
Bing Crosby, Mary Martin, Basil Rathbone
1940

317 On the Waterfront
Elia Kazan
Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint, Karl Malden, Rod Steiger, Lee J. Cobb
1954

316 Rush Hour 3
Brett Ratner
Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker
2007

315 Artists and Models
Frank Tashlin
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Shirley MacLaine, Dorothy Malone
1955

314 Anaconda
Luis Llosa
Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz, Owen Wilson, Jonathan Hyde, Kari Wuhrer
1997

313 The Blues Brothers
John Landis
Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Carrie Fisher, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, James Brown, Cab Calloway, John Candy
1980

312 A Perfect World
Clint Eastwood
Kevin Costner, Clint Eastwood, Laura Dern
1993

311 Batman Forever
Joel Schumacher
Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell, Drew Barrymore, Debi Mazar
1995

310 Tropic Thunder
Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey, Jr.
2008

309 Bad Teacher
Jake Kasdan
Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, John Michael Higgins
2011

308 Conspiracy Theory
Richard Donner
Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts
1997

307 Bad Boys II
Michael Bay
Martin Lawrence, Will Smith
2003
Mike Lowery: [singing] "Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?"
[Marcus starts ad-libbing the first verse]
Mike Lowery: "Dude, you gotta learn the words".
Marcus Burnett: "We usually only do the chorus".

306 In the Heat of the Night
Norman Jewison
Rod Steiger, Sidney Poitier, Warren Oates, Lee Grant
1967

305 My Best Friend's Wedding
P. J. Hogan
Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett
1997

304 Clash of the Titans
Louis Leterrier
Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen, Alexa Davalos, Jason Flemyng, Nicholas Hoult, Danny Huston, Izabella Miko, Pete Postlethwaite, Polly Walker, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson
2010

303 Big
Penny Marshall
Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia, John Heard
1988

302 Munich
Steven Spielberg
Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, Ciarán Hinds, Mathieu Kassovitz
2005

301 The Apartment
Billy Wilder
Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurray
1960


The I’m just sayin… Quote of the Week

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. - Mark Twain

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