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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Pictures from last weekend...

Know Your Medal of Honor Recipients:

First Lieutenant Albert E. Fernald (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on April 1, 1865, at Five Forks, Virginia. His citation reads:

During a rush at the enemy, Lt. Fernald seized, during a scuffle, the flag of the 9th Virginia Infantry (C.S.A.).

Specialist Fourth Class Daniel Fernandez (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on February 18, 1966, at Cu Chi, Hau Nghia Province, Republic of Vietnam. His citation reads:

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty. Sp4c. Fernandez demonstrated indomitable courage when the patrol was ambushed by a Viet Cong rifle company and driven back by the intense enemy automatic weapons fire before it could evacuate an American soldier who had been wounded in the Viet Cong attack. Sp4c. Fernandez, a sergeant and 2 other volunteers immediately fought their way through devastating fire and exploding grenades to reach the fallen soldier. Upon reaching their fallen comrade the sergeant was struck in the knee by machine gun fire and immobilized. Sp4c. Fernandez took charge, rallied the left flank of his patrol and began to assist in the recovery of the wounded sergeant. While first aid was being administered to the wounded man, a sudden increase in the accuracy and intensity of enemy fire forced the volunteer group to take cover. As they did, an enemy grenade landed in the midst of the group, although some men did not see it. Realizing there was no time for the wounded sergeant or the other men to protect themselves from the grenade blast, Sp4c. Fernandez vaulted over the wounded sergeant and threw himself on the grenade as it exploded, saving the lives of his 4 comrades at the sacrifice of his life. Sp4c. Fernandez' profound concern for his fellow soldiers, at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty are in the highest traditions of the U.S. Army and reflect great credit upon himself and the Armed Forces of his country.

Corporal George Ferrari (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on September 23, 1869, at Red Creek, Arizona. His citation reads:

Gallantry in action.


Let us now take a look at Jeremy’s top 5 movies.

Jeremy’s Top 5 Movies

5. Major League

4. Swingers

3. Rounders

2. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

1. Back to the Future


The I’m just sayin… Top 2,613 Movies of All-Time Countdown

1645 Too Young to Kiss
Robert Z. Leonard
June Allyson, Van Johnson, Gig Young
1951

1644 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Mike Mitchell
Rob Schneider
1999
Antoine Laconte: "I'm a gigolo".
Deuce Bigalow: "Giga-who?"
Antoine Laconte: "Women pay me to... give them pleasure".
Deuce Bigalow: "How did you get that job?"
Antoine Laconte: "I just sort of fell into it".
Deuce Bigalow: "I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!"

1643 Assault on Precinct 13
John Carpenter
Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston, Charles Cyphers
1976

1642 The Handmaid's Tale
Volker Schlondorff
Natasha Richardson, Faye Dunaway, Robert Duvall
1990

1641 The Principal
Christopher Cain
James Belushi, Louis Gossett, Jr., Rae Dawn Chong
1987

1640 Annie Hall
Woody Allen
Woody Allen, Diane Keaton
1977

1639 Batman and Robin
Spencer Gordon Bennet
Robert Lowery, Johnny Duncan, Jane Adams
1949

1638 The Border
Tony Richardson
Jack Nicholson, Valerie Perrine, Harvey Keitel
1982

1637 Roman Holiday
William Wyler
Audrey Hepburn, Gregory Peck
1953

1636 The Sandlot
David M. Evans
Karen Allen, Denis Leary, James Earl Jones
1993
Ham Porter: "You're killing me Smalls!"

1635 Domestic Disturbance
Harold Becker
John Travolta, Vince Vaughn, Teri Polo
2001

1634 To the Shores of Tripoli
H. Bruce Humberstone
Maureen O'Hara, John Payne
1942

1633 House Party 3
Eric Meza
Kid 'n Play, Bernie Mac
1994

1632 Straw Dogs
Sam Peckinpah
Dustin Hoffman, Susan George, David Warner
1971

1631 Mouse Trouble
Edwin L. Marin
John Wayne, Ella Raines, Ward Bond
1944

1630 The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
Robert Ellis Miller
Alan Arkin, Chuck McCann, Sondra Locke, Cicely Tyson
1968

1629 Last Summer
Frank Perry
Barbara Hershey, Catherine Burns, Bruce Davison
1969

1628 Rolling Thunder
John Flynn
William Devane, Tommy Lee Jones, James Best
1977

1627 Lord of the Flies
Harry Hook
Balthazar Getty
1990

1626 Strike Up the Band
Busby Berkeley
Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland, Paul Whiteman and his Orchestra
1940

1625 Fair Game
Andrew Sipes
William Baldwin, Cindy Crawford
1995

1624 The Wrestler
James A. Westman
Ed Asner
1974

1623 The Madness of King George
Nicholas Hytner
Nigel Hawthorne, Helen Mirren, Rupert Everett, Rupert Graves, Ian Holm, Amanda Donohoe, Jim Carter
1994

1622 Rabbit Hood
0
Bugs Bunny
1949

1621 Glengarry Glen Ross
James Foley
Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Ed Harris, Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin
1992
Blake: "Put. That coffee. Down".
[pause]
Blake: "Coffee's for closers only".

Blake: "We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?"
[Holds up prize]
Blake: "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired".

1620 Tomorrow Never Dies
Roger Spottiswoode
Pierce Brosnan
1997
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

1619 The Bride Came C.O.D.
William Keighley
James Cagney, Bette Davis
1941

1618 The Train Robbers
Burt Kennedy
John Wayne, Ann-Margret, Rod Taylor, Bobby Vinton
1973

1617 The Night of the Iguana
John Huston
Richard Burton, Ava Gardner, Deborah Kerr, Sue Lyon
1964

1616 The Change-Up
David Dobkin
Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde and Alan Arkin
2011

1615 Pale Rider
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress
1985

1614 Summer of '42
Robert Mulligan
Jennifer O'Neill, Gary Grimes, Jerry Houser
1971

1613 High Diving Hare
0
Bugs Bunny
1949

1612 Nell
Michael Apted
Liam Neeson, Jodie Foster, Natasha Richardson
1994

1611 The Break-Up
Peyton Reed
Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston
2006
Johnny O: "What you gotta do is think real hard and come up with someone who can't be traced to either one of us who can pay a visit to that guy she was with".
Gary: "No, I don't want anything to happen to him".
Johnny O: "Right".
[winks knowingly]
Johnny O: "I understand".

Gary: "Is that how you want to play it Brooke? Becasue I can play it like that. I can play it like Lionel Richie, 'All night long'".

1610 The Jungle Book 2
Steven Trenbirth
John Goodman, Haley Joel Osment, Mae Whitman
2003

1609 Second Chorus
H. C. Potter
Fred Astaire, Paulette Goddard, Artie Shaw
1940

1608 Hall Pass
Farrelly Brothers
Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis
2011

1607 Reversal of Fortune
Barbet Schroeder
Jeremy Irons, Glenn Close, Ron Silver
1990

1606 True Confessions
Ulu Grosbard
Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall, Charles Durning
1981

1605 Losin' It
Curtis Hanson
Tom Cruise, Jackie Earle Haley, Shelley Long
1983

1604 While You Were Sleeping
Jon Turteltaub
Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle
1995

1603 The Molly Maguires
Martin Ritt
Sean Connery, Richard Harris
1970

1602 Something for Everyone
Harold Prince
Angela Lansbury, Michael York, Anthony Higgins
1970

1601 The Russia House
Fred Schepisi
Sean Connery, Michelle Pfeiffer, Roy Scheider, James Fox
1990

1600 The Karate Kid, Part III
John G. Avildsen
Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Thomas Ian Griffith
1989
Daniel Larusso: "I know you don't believe in fighting, but tournament karate isn't exactly fighting".
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: "Not exactly ping-pong, either".

1599 K-9: P.I.
Richard J. Lewis
James Belushi
2002

1598 Ragtime
Milos Forman
Elizabeth McGovern, Howard Rollins, James Cagney, Pat O'Brien, Kenneth McMillan, Mary Steenburgen, James Olson, Mandy Patinkin, Brad Dourif, Moses Gunn, Robert Joy, Norman Mailer
1981

1597 Man of La Mancha
Arthur Hiller
Peter O'Toole, Sophia Loren, James Coco
1972

1596 Anastasia
Anatole Litvak
Ingrid Bergman, Yul Brynner, Helen Hayes
1956

1595 In a Lonely Place
Nicholas Ray
Humphrey Bogart, Gloria Grahame
1950

1594 Shrek Forever After
Mike Mitchell
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Walt Dohrn, Julie Andrews, John Cleese
2010
Donkey: "Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe".
Shrek: "Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?"
Donkey: "I do?"
Shrek: "You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy".
Donkey: "I'm a daddy?"

1593 The Abyss
James Cameron
Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Biehn
1989

1592 The Stunt Man
Richard Rush
Barbara Hershey, Peter O'Toole, Steve Railsback
1980

1591 The Insider
Michael Mann
Al Pacino, Russell Crowe, Christopher Plummer, Philip Baker Hall, Michael Gambon, Diane Venora, Lindsay Crouse, Bruce McGill
1999

1590 Goin' South
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson, Mary Steenburgen, John Belushi
1978

1589 China Moon
John Bailey
Ed Harris, Madeleine Stowe, Benicio del Toro
1994

1588 L.A. Story
Mick Jackson
Steve Martin, Victoria Tennant, Marilu Henner, Sarah Jessica Parker
1991

1587 Jungle Fever
Spike Lee
Wesley Snipes, Annabella Sciorra, John Turturro
1991

1586 The Count of Monte Cristo
Kevin Reynolds
James Caviezel, Guy Pearce, Dagmara Dominczyk, Richard Harris
2002

1585 Soul Man
Steve Miner
C. Thomas Howell, Rae Dawn Chong, James Earl Jones
1986

1584 The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men
Ken Annakin
Richard Todd, Peter Finch, James Robertson Justice
1952

1583 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Mike Nichols
Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Sandy Dennis, George Segal
1966

1582 The Siege
Edward Zwick
Denzel Washington, Annette Bening, Tony Shalhoub, Bruce Willis
1998

1581 Scarecrow
Jerry Schatzberg
Gene Hackman, Al Pacino
1973

1580 No Way Out
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Richard Widmark, Linda Darnell
1950

1579 Sniper
Luis Llosa
Tom Berenger, Billy Zane
1993

1578 Life with Mikey
James Lapine
Michael J. Fox, Christina Vidal, Cyndi Lauper, Nathan Lane
1993

1577 The Black Stallion
Carroll Ballard
Teri Garr, Mickey Rooney, Kelly Reno, Hoyt Axton
1979

1576 Treasure Island
Byron Haskin
Bobby Driscoll, Robert Newton
1950

1575 The Competition
Joel Oliansky
Richard Dreyfuss, Amy Irving, Lee Remick
1980

1574 Sleeping with the Enemy
Joseph Ruben
Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, Kevin Anderson
1991

1573 Kitty Foyle
Sam Wood
Ginger Rogers, Dennis Morgan, James Craig
1940

1572 Living It Up
Norman Taurog
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Janet Leigh
1954

1571 Tokyo Joe
Stuart Heisler
Humphrey Bogart, Sessue Hayakawa
1949

1570 Tennessee's Partner
Allan Dwan
Ronald Reagan, John Payne
1955

1569 Dave
Ivan Reitman
Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, Frank Langella
1993

1568 Eyes of the Navy
0
Charles B. Middleton, Frank Whitbeck
1940

1567 Madea's Family Reunion
Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfield, Boris Kodjoe
2006

1566 No Small Affair
Jerry Schatzberg
Jon Cryer, Demi Moore, George Wendt
1984

1565 The Bedford Incident
James B. Harris
Richard Widmark, Sidney Poitier, Martin Balsam
1965

1564 Fun with Dick and Jane
Dean Parisot
Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni, Alec Baldwin
2005

1563 All the King's Men
Robert Rossen
Broderick Crawford, Mercedes McCambridge, John Ireland, Joanne Dru, John Derek
1949

1562 The Gunfighter
Henry King
Gregory Peck, Helen Westcott, Karl Malden
1950

1561 Deception
Marcel Langenegger
Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, Maggie Q
2008

1560 The Sandpiper
Vincente Minnelli
Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Eva Marie Saint
1965

1559 No Way Out
Roger Donaldson
Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman, Sean Young, Will Patton
1987

1558 National Lampoon's European Vacation
Amy Heckerling
Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Jason Lively, Dana Hill
1985
Clark Griswold: "There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works".
Audrey Griswold: "Works? What does she do, Dad?"
Clark Griswold: "She queens... and vacuums".

1557 The Birdcage
Mike Nichols
Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Dianne Wiest
1996

1556 Babel
Alejandro González Iñárritu
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael García Bernal, Kōji Yakusho
2006

1555 The Atomic Kid
Leslie H. Martinson
Mickey Rooney, Robert Strauss
1954

1554 Men in Black II
Barry Sonnenfeld
Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson
2002
[about the driver-shaped airbag]
Kevin Brown/K: "Does that come standard?"
Agent J: "Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over".

Agent J: "Look, I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too".
Kevin Brown/K: "I'm not scared".
Agent J: "Me neither. I just thought we was bonding".

1553 Escape to Victory
John Huston
Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Max von Sydow
1981

1552 I Walk Alone
Byron Haskin
Burt Lancaster, Lizabeth Scott, Kirk Douglas
1948

1551 Scent of a Woman
Martin Brest
Al Pacino, Chris O'Donnell, Gabrielle Anwar, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bradley Whitford, James Rebhorn, Frances Conroy
1992

1550 Texas Across the River
Michael Gordon
Dean Martin, Alain Delon, Joey Bishop
1966

1549 Tales of Manhattan
Julien Duvivier
Charles Boyer, Rita Hayworth, Ginger Rogers, Henry Fonda, Charles Laughton, Edward G. Robinson
1942

1548 Hickey & Boggs
Robert Culp
Bill Cosby, Robert Culp
1972

1547 To Be or Not to Be
Alan Johnson
Mel Brooks, Anne Bancroft, Jose Ferrer, Tim Matheson
1983

1546 The Fog of War
Errol Morris
life and times of Robert McNamara
2003

1545 My Fellow Americans
Peter Segal
Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, Lauren Bacall, John Heard
1996

1544 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Gore Verbinski
Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush
2003

1543 Pillow Talk
Michael Gordon
Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Tony Randall
1959

1542 Ed Wood
Tim Burton
Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Bill Murray, Jeffrey Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patricia Arquette
1994

1541 Bride Wars
Gary Winick
Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway
2009

1540 Caught in the Draft
David Butler
Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour
1941

1539 The Rose
Mark Rydell
Bette Midler, Alan Bates, Frederic Forrest
1979

1538 The Killer Elite
Sam Peckinpah
James Caan, Robert Duvall, Burt Young, Mako, Gig Young
1975

1537 The Butterfly Effect
Eric Bress, J. Mackye Gruber
Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart
2004

Picture Tuesday>

Below are some pictures from this past weekend. They include a little Derby/Cinco de Mayo get together that we went to Saturday night and pics from the WWE event I went to Sunday night. There were enough pics from the weekend that this is just the first part… more pics from the WWE event will post next week. Enjoy! Oh yeah, most of the wrestling pictures are courtesy of my cousin Alan.  Also, the wrestling pics aren't really in any kind of order...


The kids are dressed for the Derby (note Daniel's bow-tie)... I am dressed for the Derby and Cinco de Mayo

Susie playing with Wyatt

A goodnight kiss... I might have to get Maverick to go have a "talk" with young Wyatt.

Woooo!!!! Alan (with the belt) and me before the WWE show with our 4 Horsemen shirts

The Diva Championship match... Yeah...

We had some pretty good seats...






Nope... that's not me in the gold tights... I see how you could get confused




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