Just wanted to take a minute today to wish my “baby” cousin, Alan, a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope he has a GREAT day!!!!
The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown
765 Scream 2
David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jamie Kennedy, Laurie Metcalf, Jerry O'Connell, Jada Pinkett, Liev Schreiber
764 Code Name: The Cleaner
Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan
Kevin McCallister: This is my house, I have to defend it.
Jake Rodgers: I'm married?... to a white woman?... Am i Lionel Richie?
763 The Company Men
Ben Affleck, Chris Cooper, Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, Maria Bello, Rosemarie DeWitt, Craig T. Nelson
762 Poetic Justice
Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur
761 For Love or Money
Michael J. Fox, Gabrielle Anwar
760 Goonies, The
Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman, Kerri Green, Martha Plimpton, Anne Ramsey, Robert Davi, Joe Pantoliano
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
759 In Harm's Way
John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Patricia Neal, Henry Fonda, Brandon de Wilde, Paula Prentiss, Burgess Meredith, Carroll O'Connor, Dana Andrews
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Get a message off to Pearl. "Have taken two torpedoes." Fill in our position. "Extent of damage unknown. Will advise."
Commander Burke: And break radio silence, sir?
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Burke, don't you think the Japanese know by now where we are?
758 Suicide Squad
Will Smith, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Joel Kinnaman, Viola Davis, Jai Courtney, Common, Jay Hernandez, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Ike Barinholtz, Scott Eastwood, Cara Delevingne, Adam Beach, Jim Parrack, Alex Meraz, David Harbour, Corina Calderon, Karen Fukuhara, Ben Affleck, Ezra Miller
757 Zero Dark Thirty
Jessica Chastain, Chris Pratt, Joel Edgerton, Kyle Chandler, Jason Clarke, Mark Strong, Jennifer Ehle, James Gandolfini
756 Death Wish II
Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, Vincent Gardenia
755 Clash of the Titans
Laurence Olivier, Harry Hamlin, Maggie Smith, Ursula Andress, Judi Bowker, Claire Bloom
754 Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Leslie Easterbrook
Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
753 The Muppets
Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones
752 Flying Leathernecks
John Wayne, Robert Ryan
751 Groundhog Day
Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell
750 Jackie Brown
Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Bridget Fonda, Chris Tucker
Ron Clements, John Musker
Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Salma Hayek, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Alan Rickman, Chris Rock, Kevin Smith, George Carlin, Alanis Morissette
747 Grumpier Old Men
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, Sophia Loren
746 Jurassic World
Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, B. D. Wong, Irrfan Khan, Omar Sy, Jake Johnson, Lauren Lapkus, Brian Tee, Katie McGrath, Judy Greer, Andy Buckley, Eric Edelstein, Jimmy Buffett, Colin Trevorrow, Brad Bird, Jack Horner, Jimmy Fallon
745 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Julianne Moore, Donald Sutherland, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Natalie Dormer, Liam Hemsworth, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci, Jeffrey Wright, Lily Rabe, Stef Dawson, Robert Knepper
744 The Devil Wears Prada
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, Adrian Grenier, Simon Baker
743 Never Been Kissed
Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, Molly Shannon, James Franco
742 The Lincoln Lawyer
Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillippe, Josh Lucas, John Leguizamo, Michael Peña, Frances Fisher, Bob Gunton, with Bryan Cranston and William H. Macy
741 Family Business
Sean Connery, Dustin Hoffman, Matthew Broderick
740 Date Night
Steve Carell, Tina Fey
Phil Foster: I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
Phil Foster: Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Claire Foster: [scroffs] If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
739 Hollywood Homicide
Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett
738 For Me and My Gal
Judy Garland, Gene Kelly
737 Young Mr. Lincoln
Henry Fonda, Alice Brady
736 Behind Enemy Lines
Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson, David Keith
735 Loaded Weapon 1
Emilio Estevez, Samuel L. Jackson
Colt: Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?
Jack Colt: Claire and I rode together for seven years.
Wes Luger: York and I were in academy together. Then we partnered for five years. Before that, we dodged the draft together. Before that, we played high school football together. Before that, we were in grade school together. And before that, we breast fed together.
Joel Edgerton, Ruth Negga, Nick Kroll, Marton Csokas, Michael Shannon
733 The Big Short
Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt, Melissa Leo, Marisa Tomei, Karen Gillan
732 The Paperboy
Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Kidman, John Cusack, David Oyelowo, Scott Glenn
731 Righteous Kill
Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Carla Gugino, Curtis Jackson, Donnie Wahlberg
730 The Aviator
Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett, Alec Baldwin, John C. Reilly, Alan Alda, Jude Law, Kate Beckinsale, Danny Huston, Ian Holm
729 The Spy Who Loved Me
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"
728 The Recruit
Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Bridget Moynahan
727 American Gangster
Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe
John Wayne, Geraldine Page, Ward Bond, James Arness
725 Love & Other Drugs
Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, Oliver Platt, Hank Azaria, Josh Gad, Gabriel Macht, Judy Greer, Jill Clayburgh
724 Mission: Impossible II
Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton, Ving Rhames, Richard Roxburgh, Brendan Gleeson
723 Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson, Fred Ward, Anna Nicole Smith, Kathleen Freeman, Pia Zadora, Raquel Welch
Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Ed Hocken: There's only one way to find out where Rocco's gonna strike next. We're gonna hafta send someone into Statesville Prison.
Frank Drebin: I'll do it.
Ed Hocken: Frank, I couldn't. I wouldn't feel right about that. If Rocco finds out you're a cop, you might end up dead!
Frank Drebin: You might end up dead is my middle name.
Ed Hocken: What about Jane?
Frank Drebin: I don't know her middle name. But, Ed, I need the action. I'm going inside the big house.
722 Men in Black
Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Vincent D'Onofrio, Linda Fiorentino, Rip Torn
Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me?
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?
721 Madea's Witness Protection
Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, Doris Roberts, Tom Arnold, Denise Richards, Danielle Campbell, Romeo, John Amos, Marla Gibbs
720 The Odd Couple
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau
Renée Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Richard Gere, Queen Latifah, John C. Reilly, Taye Diggs
718 The Players Club
Bernie Mac, Ice Cube, Lisa Raye
Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey, Gwyneth Paltrow
716 The Outsiders
Francis Ford Coppola
C. Thomas Howell, Matt Dillon, Diane Lane, Patrick Swayze, Ralph Macchio, Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise, Emilio Estevez, Leif Garrett
715 The Only Game in Town
Elizabeth Taylor, Warren Beatty
714 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas
Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Billy Bob Thornton, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, Michael Clarke Duncan
Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis
Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Robin Wright, Chris Pratt, Casey Bond, Stephen Bishop, Royce Clayton, David Hutchinson, Kathryn Morris
Billy Beane: Would you rather get one shot in the head or five in the chest and bleed to death?
Peter Brand: Are those my only two options?
Scott Hatteberg: [Responding to being asked to play first base for the Oakland A's] I've only ever played catcher.
Billy Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him, Wash.
Ron Washington: It's incredibly hard.
710 Miracles from Heaven
Jennifer Garner, Martin Henderson, Queen Latifah, Kylie Rogers
709 Steve Jobs
Michael Fassbender, Seth Rogen, Kate Winslet, Jeff Daniels, Katherine Waterston, Michael Stuhlbarg
708 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Michael Sheen, Mackenzie Foy, Billy Burke, Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning
707 John Tucker Must Die
Jesse Metcalfe, Brittany Snow, Ashanti, Sophia Bush
706 Along Came a Spider
Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter, Dylan Baker
Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Sally Kellerman. Tom Skeritt, Jo Ann Pflug, John Schuck, Robert Duvall
Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps.
Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.
704 The Help
Jessica Chastain, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Allison Janney, Octavia Spencer, Emma Stone, Anna Camp, Dana Ivey, Leslie Jordan, Brian Kerwin, Chris Lowell, David Oyelowo, Sissy Spacek, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel
Aibileen Clark: You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
703 The Social Network
Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake, Armie Hammer, Max Minghella, Brenda Song, Rooney Mara, Dustin Fitzsimons, Joseph Mazzello, Rashida Jones
702 Shark Tale
Bibo Bergeron, Vicky Jenson, Rob Letterman
Will Smith, Jack Black, Renée Zellweger, Angelina Jolie, Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese
Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen, James Woods, J. T. Walsh, David Hyde Pierce, Ed Harris, Paul Sorvino, Powers Boothe, Mary Steenburgen
700 The Man
Samuel L. Jackson, Eugene Levy
Andy Fidler: You shot me!
Special Agent Derrick Vann: I grazed you.
Andy Fidler: Well, that's still shooting me!
Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, Keanu Reeves, Martha Plimpton, Jason Robards, Rick Moranis
Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen
697 The Wolverine
Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, Hiroyuki Sanada, Hal Yamanouchi, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Will Yun Lee, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee
696 Hard Rain
Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater, Randy Quaid, Minnie Driver
695 The Rookie
John Lee Hancock
Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez, Brian Cox
694 From Here to Eternity
Montgomery Clift, Deborah Kerr, Burt Lancaster, Frank Sinatra, Donna Reed, Ernest Borgnine
693 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas, Breckin Meyer, Lacey Chabert, Emma Stone, Anne Archer, Robert Forster, Amanda Walsh, Noureen DeWulf
692 Short Circuit
Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg
Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.
Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Richard Harris, Djimon Hounsou, Oliver Reed
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
690 Iron Eagle
Sidney J. Furie
Louis Gossett, Jr., Jason Gedrick
689 Death Wish
Charles Bronson, Vincent Gardenia, Hope Lange
688 Bad News Bears
Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear
Morris Buttermaker: Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
687 The Big Bounce
Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Sara Foster, Bebe Neuwirth, Charlie Sheen
686 The Hunger Games
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks, Amandla Stenberg, Stanley Tucci, Woody Harrelson, Lenny Kravitz, Toby Jones, Donald Sutherland, Alexander Ludwig, Isabelle Fuhrman
685 Just Cause
Sean Connery, Laurence Fishburne, Kate Capshaw, Blair Underwood
684 The Whole Nine Yards
Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Rosanna Arquette, Natasha Henstridge, Michael Clarke Duncan, Amanda Peet, Kevin Pollak
Cynthia: Promise me something.
Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
Oz: Neither have I. I've been married.
683 Dangerous Minds
John N. Smith
Michelle Pfeiffer, George Dzundza
James Algar, Samuel Armstrong, and 9 more
Leopold Stokowski, Deems Taylor
681 Fletch Lives
Chevy Chase, R. Lee Ermey, Hal Holbrook
Fletch: All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.
Calculus Entropy: Should I be doing anything?
Fletch: No, not really, um... as soon as you get that trunk upstairs and have finished your nap I guess you could fix that step and jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. And while I'm gone see to it Miss Scarlet stays away from the Union army will you?
680 The Santa Clause
Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz
679 Hot Shots! Part Deux
Charlie Sheen, Lloyd Bridges, Valeria Golino
678 The Matrix
Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski
Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving
677 Lethal Weapon 3
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo
676 I Spy
Owen Wilson, Eddie Murphy, Famke Janssen
675 This Means War
Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Reese Witherspoon, Chelsea Handler, Til Schweiger, Abigail Spencer
674 2001: A Space Odyssey
Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester
673 Men at Work
Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez
672 48 Hrs.
Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy, Annette O'Toole
Reggie: And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. So y'all be cool. Right on.
Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli, John Gielgud
John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon
669 The Proposal
Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock, Betty White
Matt Damon, Edward Norton, Gretchen Mol, John Turturro, John Malkovich
667 Ride Along 2
Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, Benjamin Bratt, Olivia Munn, Ken Jeong, Nadine Velazquez, Tika Sumpter, Tyrese Gibson, T.I., Glen Powell, Rebecca Olejniczak
Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Susan Sarandon
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