So, I’ve seen what I would consider confirmation that Coach Hatley has retired. I don’t have time right now to talk as much about Coach Hatley as I would like… but for now let me just say that it’s been 20 years since I played for him and not a day goes by that I don’t remember something he taught me.
The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown
566 Puss in Boots
Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Sedaris, Walt Dohrn (narrator), Zeus Mendoza, Constance Marie
Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey, Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Edwards, Chloe Sevigny, John Carroll Lynch, Brian Cox
564 Kiss the Girls
Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd
563 The Silence of the Lambs
Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Frankie Faison, Anthony Heald, Kasi Lemmons, Diane Baker, Brooke Smith
562 Death of a Salesman
Fredric March, Mildred Dunnock
561 Presumed Innocent
Alan J. Pakula
Harrison Ford, Greta Scacchi, Bonnie Bedelia, Brian Dennehy, Raúl Juliá
560 Red Tails
Cuba Gooding Jr., Nate Parker, David Oyelowo, Daniela Ruah, Terrence Howard
Burt Lancaster, Dean Martin, Jean Seberg, Jacqueline Bisset, Maureen Stapleton, Van Heflin, George Kennedy, Helen Hayes
Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Richard Dreyfuss, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodriguez, Emmy Rossum
557 Fantastic Four
Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans, Julian McMahon, Kerry Washington
556 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Don Ameche, Michael J. Fox, Sally Field, Benj Thall
555 Dinner for Schmucks
Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Jemaine Clement, Jeff Dunham, Zach Galifianakis, Bruce Greenwood, Ron Livingston, Rick Overton, Lucy Punch, Andrea Savage, David Walliams
554 The Secret Life of Pets
Chris Renaud/Yarrow Cheney
Louis C.K., Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart, Albert Brooks, Hannibal Buress, Bobby Moynihan, Lake Bell, Ellie Kemper, Steve Coogan, Jenny Slate, Dana Carvey
Sandra Bullock, George Clooney
552 Jack Frost
Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Joseph Cross, Mark Addy, Henry Rollins
Irene Cara, Debbie Allen, Maureen Teefy
550 High Anxiety
Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, Harvey Korman
549 Beverly Hills Cop III
Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo
Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
548 The Right Stuff
Ed Harris, Scott Glenn, Dennis Quaid, Fred Ward, Sam Shepard, Charles Frank Lance Henriksen, Barbara Hershey, Kim Stanley
547 Jerry Maguire
Tom Cruise, Renée Zellweger, Cuba Gooding Jr., Bonnie Hunt, Regina King, Jay Mohr, Jonathan Lipnicki, Kelly Preston, Jerry O'Connell
Jerry Maguire: I love black people!
546 Heartbreak Ridge
Clint Eastwood, Mario van Peebles, Marsha Mason
545 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Jeremy Irons, Holly Hunter, Gal Gadot, Scoot McNairy, Tao Okamoto, Callan Mulvey
544 Jack Reacher
Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike, David Oyelowo, Richard Jenkins, Alexia Fast, Werner Herzog, Robert Duvall
543 Star Trek Into Darkness
J. J. Abrams
Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Benedict Cumberbatch, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban, John Cho, Alice Eve, Leonard Nimoy, Peter Weller, Zoe Saldana, Anton Yelchin, Bruce Greenwood
542 Armed and Dangerous
Mark L. Lester
John Candy, Eugene Levy, Meg Ryan
Maggie Cavanaugh: Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.
541 Role Models
Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb'e J. Thompson, Jane Lynch, Elizabeth Banks
540 Catch Me If You Can
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Amy Adams, Martin Sheen, Nathalie Baye, James Brolin
539 Knight and Day
Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Maggie Grace, Peter Sarsgaard, Paul Dano, Viola Davis
538 No Strings Attached
Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, Cary Elwes, Kevin Kline, Greta Gerwig, Lake Bell, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges
Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Dabney Coleman, Harry Morgan
Sylvia Wiss: [pulls her top off] Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?
Friday: No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular.
Sinbad, Phil Hartman
535 Being John Malkovich
John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, John Malkovich
534 Fiddler on the Roof
Topol, Norma Crane
533 Star Trek Beyond
Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, John Cho, Anton Yelchin, Simon Pegg, Idris Elba, Sofia Boutella
532 The Monuments Men
George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, John Goodman, Jean Dujardin, Bob Balaban, Hugh Bonneville, Cate Blanchett
531 Dead Presidents
Larenz Tate, Keith David, Chris Tucker
530 Buck Privates
Abbott and Costello
529 The Three Musketeers
Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Chris O'Donnell, Tim Curry, Rebecca De Mornay
528 The Butler
Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, David Oyelowo, Liam Neeson, John Cusack, Alan Rickman, Jane Fonda, Robin Williams, James Marsden, Aml Ameen, Liev Schreiber
527 First Knight
Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Julia Ormond
526 Cop Out
Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak, Guillermo Diaz, Seann William Scott
525 The Muppet Christmas Carol
524 Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster, DeForest Kelley, Dennis Hopper
523 Wayne's World 2
Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Tia Carrere, Christopher Walken
522 Along Came Polly
Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing
521 That Thing You Do!
Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler, Tom Hanks
520 The Longest Day
John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Robert Ryan, George Segal
519 High Crimes
Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, James Caviezel
518 The Avengers
Jeremiah S. Chechik
Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Jim Broadbent, Fiona Shaw, Eddie Izzard
517 Taxi Driver
Robert De Niro, Jodie Foster, Cybill Shepherd
516 Blue Streak
Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson, Peter Greene, Dave Chappelle
Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins
Wendy Darling: The stories are true! I swear to you! I swear on everything I adore, and now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heaven, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember.
Peter Banning: Remember what?
Wendy Darling: Peter, don't you know who you are?
[Wendy opens up the book and shows an illustration of Peter Pan as Peter looks in disbelief]
Wendy Darling: [whispers] Yes, boy. Yes.
514 Saturday Night Fever
John Travolta, Karen Lynn Gorney, Donna Pescow
513 Monkey Business
Cary Grant, Marilyn Monroe
Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, Penelope Cruz
511 Captain Phillips
Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener, Max Martini, Yul Vazquez, Michael Chernus, Chris Mulkey, Corey Johnson, David Warshofsky, John Magaro, Angus MacInnes
510 Sudden Impact
Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle
Crook: [during a diner robbery] What's you doing, you pighead sucka?
Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.
Crook: Say what?
Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's we sucka?
Harry Callahan: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.
Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish, Robert De Niro, Andrew Howard, Anna Friel
508 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Robin Williams, Amy Adams, Hank Azaria, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Jonah Hill, Ricky Gervais
507 The Sons of Katie Elder
John Wayne, Dean Martin, Earl Holliman, George Kennedy
506 Sergeants 3
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Peter Lawford, Joey Bishop
505 Some Like It Hot
Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, George Raft, Pat O'Brien, Joe E. Brown
504 Real Genius
Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret, William Atherton
503 The Green Mile
Tom Hanks, David Morse, Bonnie Hunt, Michael Clarke Duncan
502 Lady and the Tramp
Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson
Peggy Lee, Barbara Luddy
501 Get Shorty
John Travolta, Gene Hackman, Rene Russo, Danny DeVito, James Gandolfini, Delroy Lindo, David Paymer, Dennis Farina
500 A Time to Kill
Matthew McConaughey, Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Kiefer Sutherland, Ashley Judd, Patrick McGoohan
499 Point Break
Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty, Gary Busey
Bodhi: What's the matter with you guys? This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human sprit is still alive. Don't worry about this guy, okay? I know exactly what to do with him.
498 Revenge of the Nerds
Anthony Edwards, Robert Carradine, Timothy Busfield
Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gregory Hines, Suzzanne Douglas, Sammy Davis, Jr.
496 The Reluctant Astronaut
Edw. Montagne Jr.
Don Knotts, Leslie Nielsen
495 Get Smart
Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin
Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?
494 Charlotte's Web
Charles A. Nichols
Voices of Debbie Reynolds, Paul Lynde
493 The Dark Knight Rises
Tom Hardy, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Anne Hathaway, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Ben Mendelsohn, Liam Neeson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Cillian Murphy, Morgan Freeman
492 Dick Tracy
Warren Beatty, Al Pacino, Madonna, Glenne Headly, Mandy Patinkin, Dustin Hoffman, Dick Van Dyke
491 Strangers on a Train
Farley Granger, Ruth Roman, Robert Walker
490 The Muppets Take Manhattan
Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz
Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, Lorraine Bracco, Paul Sorvino
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f--ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
488 Legally Blonde
Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Matthew Davis
487 Be Cool
F. Gary Gray
John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Cedric the Entertainer, André Benjamin, Steven Tyler, Vince Vaughn
486 The Lion King
(voices) Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones, Whoopi Goldberg, Moira Kelly, Nathan Lane
485 The Natural
Robert Redford, Robert Duvall, Glenn Close, Kim Basinger, Wilford Brimley, Richard Farnsworth, Barbara Hershey, Darren McGavin
Albert Finney, Carol Burnett, Tim Curry, Bernadette Peters, Ann Reinking, Edward Herrmann, Aileen Quinn
Annie: The sun'll come out Tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow. Come what may. Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow. You're only a day away.
482 Blades of Glory
Will Speck, Josh Gordon
Will Ferrell, Jon Heder
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dave Franco
480 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Glenn Ficarra/John Requa
Tina Fey, Margot Robbie, Martin Freeman, Billy Bob Thornton, Alfred Molina, Christopher Abbott, Sheila Vand
479 Coming to America
Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, James Earl Jones
"Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors!
Voice: Hey, f--k you!
Prince Akeem: [genuinely happy] Yes, yes! F--k you too!
478 The Fugitive
Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Jeroen Krabbe, Joe Pantoliano, Sela Ward, Jane Lynch, Julianne Moore
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
Haha... oops! I used this quote earlier for the wrong Fugitive movie. Oh well...
477 Fried Green Tomatoes
Kathy Bates, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary-Louise Parker, Jessica Tandy
476 Monsters, Inc.
John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, James Coburn
475 Full Metal Jacket
Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey, Vincent D'Onofrio, Adam Baldwin, Dorian Harewood, Arliss Howard
474 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah
473 Fatal Attraction
Michael Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer
472 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Robert Wagner, Seth Green, Michael York, Verne Troyer, Will Ferrell
Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Well throw me a freakin' bone here, Scott.
Scott: Why did you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
471 Lawrence of Arabia
Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Anthony Quinn, Alec Guinness, Jose Ferrer, Arthur Kennedy, Anthony Quayle, Claude Rains
470 Fever Pitch
Peter and Bobby Farrelly
Drew Barrymore, Jimmy Fallon
469 Born on the Fourth of July
Tom Cruise, Kyra Sedgwick, Willem Dafoe
Ron Kovic: People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.
468 The Client
Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones, Brad Renfro, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony LaPaglia, J.T. Walsh
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson
466 Jewel of the Nile, The
Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas, Danny DeVito
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