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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Hello Saturday...

The I’m just sayin… Top 2,982 Movies of All-Time Countdown

1365 Indecent Proposal
Adrian Lyne
Robert Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson
Jeremy: [on the phone] Let me get this straight. He offered you a million dollars for a night with your wife? As in *your* wife Diana? And you agreed to it? I don't know what to say. How could you do something like that? *How could you negotiate without me?* Never negotiate without your lawyer. Never! For a woman like Diana I could have gotten you at least two million.

1364 Friends with Money
Nicole Holofcener
Jennifer Aniston, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand

1363 Freedomland
Joe Roth
Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne Moore

1362 Fail-Safe
Sidney Lumet
Henry Fonda, Walter Matthau, Fritz Weaver, Larry Hagman

1361 Firewalker
J. Lee Thompson
Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett, Jr.

1360 Fever Pitch
Richard Brooks
Ryan O'Neal, Giancarlo Giannini, Catherine Hicks, Chad Everett

1359 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Tim Story
Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis

1358 Escape from New York
John Carpenter
Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Isaac Hayes

1357 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Stephen Daldry
Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Thomas Horn, Max von Sydow, Viola Davis, John Goodman, Jeffrey Wright, James Gandolfini

1356 Doctor Zhivago
David Lean
Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, Rod Steiger, Geraldine Chaplin, Alec Guinness

1355 End Game
Andy Cheng
Cuba Gooding, Jr., James Woods, Angie Harmon

1354 Easy A
Will Gluck
Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell, Aly Michalka

1353 Dolphin Tale
Charles Martin Smith
Harry Connick, Jr., Ashley Judd, Nathan Gamble, Kris Kristofferson, Cozi Zuehldorff and Morgan Freeman

1352 Donnie Darko
Richard Kelly
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Drew Barrymore, Mary McDonnell, Katharine Ross, Patrick Swayze, Noah Wyle

1351 Don't Throw That Knife
Jules White
Three Stooges

1350 Despicable Me
Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Kristin Wiig, Will Arnett, Ken Jeong, Danny McBride, Julie Andrews

1349 Definitely, Maybe
Adam Brooks
Ryan Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Derek Luke, Abigail Breslin, Elizabeth Banks, Rachel Weisz

1348 Desperate Journey
Raoul Walsh
Errol Flynn, Ronald Reagan

1347 Death at a Funeral
Neil LaBute
Loretta Devine, Peter Dinklage, Danny Glover, Regina Hall, Martin Lawrence, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Chris Rock, Zoe Saldana, Columbus Short, Luke Wilson

1346 Deal of the Century
William Friedkin
Chevy Chase, Gregory Hines, Sigourney Weaver

1345 Contact
Robert Zemeckis
Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey, James Woods, Angela Bassett, John Hurt, Tom Skerritt, David Morse

1344 Congo
Frank Marshall
Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, Grant Heslov, Joe Don Baker

1343 Cops and Robbersons
Michael Ritchie
Chevy Chase, Jack Palance

1342 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Andy Samberg, Bruce Campbell, Mr. T, Bobb'e J. Thompson, Benjamin Bratt, Neil Patrick Harris, Al Roker, Lauren Graham, Will Forte

1341 Moonraker
Lewis Gilbert
Roger Moore
James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"

1340 Cliffhanger
Renny Harlin
Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow, Michael Rooker, Janine Turner

1339 City of Angels
Brad Silberling
Nicolas Cage, Meg Ryan, Andre Braugher, Dennis Franz

1338 City Slickers
Ron Underwood
Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Patricia Wettig, Helen Slater, Jack Palance

1337 Car Wash
Michael Schultz
Antonio Fargas, Franklyn Ajaye, George Carlin

1336 Charlie's Angels
Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell, Tim Curry, Crispin Glover, Kelly Lynch, Tom Green

1335 Chasing Amy
Kevin Smith
Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes

1334 Captain Horatio Hornblower R.N.
Raoul Walsh
Gregory Peck, Virginia Mayo

1333 Caddyshack II
Allan Arkush
Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon, Randy Quaid, Robert Stack, Jonathan Silverman, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd
Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My mother was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young: That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.

1332 Bulletproof
Ernest R. Dickerson
Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler, James Caan

1331 Blue Collar
Paul Schrader
Richard Pryor, Harvey Keitel, Yaphet Kotto

1330 Blue Skies
Stuart Heisler
Fred Astaire, Bing Crosby, Joan Caulfield

1329 Blue Valentine
Derek Cianfrance
Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams

1328 Booty Call
Jeff Pollack
Jamie Foxx, Tommy Davidson, Vivica A. Fox, Tamala Jones

1327 Boys Next Door, The
Penelope Spheeris
Charlie Sheen, Maxwell Caulfield, Patti D'Arbanville

1326 Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!
George Marshall
Bob Hope, Elke Sommer, Phyllis Diller

1325 Boomerang
Reginald Hudlin
Eddie Murphy, Robin Givens, Halle Berry, David Alan Grier, Grace Jones, Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock

1324 Black Hawk Down
Ridley Scott
Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Tom Hardy

1323 Black Knight
Gil Junger
Martin Lawrence

1322 Blue City
Michelle Manning
Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, David Caruso

1321 Boiler Room
Ben Younger
Giovanni Ribisi, Nia Long, Vin Diesel, Ben Affleck

1320 Boiling Point
James B. Harris
Wesley Snipes, Dennis Hopper, Viggo Mortensen

1319 Battlefield Earth
Roger Christian
John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper

1318 Bird on a Wire
John Badham
Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn

1317 Beetlejuice
Tim Burton
Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones, Catherine O'Hara, Winona Ryder

1316 Angels & Demons
Ron Howard
Tom Hanks, Ayelet Zurer, Ewan McGregor, Stellan Skarsgård, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Pierfrancesco Favino, Nikolaj Lie Kaas

1315 American Outlaws
Les Mayfield
Colin Farrell, Scott Caan, Ali Larter

1314 All the King's Men
Steven Zaillian
Sean Penn, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Anthony Hopkins, Mark Ruffalo, James Gandolfini

1313 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

1312 Pinocchio
T. Hee, Wilfred Jackson, Jack Kinney

1311 The Producers
Mel Brooks
Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder, Kenneth Mars, Dick Shawn
Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

1310 17 Again
Burr Steers
Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Melora Hardin, Michelle Trachtenberg, Sterling Knight

1309 Rambo
Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz

1308 Rocky V
John Avildsen
Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Tommy Morrison
[Takes off his golden glove necklace]
Mickey: See that? This is the favorite thing that I have on this Earth. And Rocky Marciano give me that. You know what it was? His cufflink. Huh? And now I'm givin' it to you and it, it's gotta be like a, like an angel on your shoulder see? If you ever get hurt and you feel that you're goin' down this little angel is gonna whisper in your ear. It's gonna say, 'Get up you son of a bitch 'cause Mickey loves you'. Okay?

1307 A Snitch in Time
Edward Bernds
The Three Stooges

1306 Kingpin
Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, Vanessa Angel, Bill Murray

1305 About Last Night...
Edward Zwick
Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, James Belushi, Elizabeth Perkins

1304 10,000 BC
Roland Emmerich
Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis

1303 Cheaper by the Dozen
Shawn Levy
Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Hilary Duff, Tom Welling, Piper Perabo, Ashton Kutcher

1302 Code of the Secret Service
Noel M. Smith
Ronald Reagan, Rosella Towne, Eddie Foy Jr., Moroni Olsen

1301 Airplane II: The Sequel
Ken Finkleman
Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Lloyd Bridges, Chad Everett, William Shatner, Rip Torn, Raymond Burr, Sonny Bono
"Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.
1300 The Bodyguard
Mick Jackson
Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp, Bill Cobbs, Ralph Waite

1299 Waterworld
Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Tina Majorino

1298 Chain Reaction
Andrew Davis
Keanu Reeves, Morgan Freeman, Rachel Weisz, Fred Ward, Brian Cox

1297 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
David Slade
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Jackson Rathbone, Bryce Dallas Howard, Billy Burke, Jodelle Ferland, Dakota Fanning, Xavier Samuel, Julia Jones, Jack Huston

1296 House Party
Reginald Hudlin
Kid 'n Play, Robin Harris

1295 Porky's
Bob Clark
Kim Cattrall, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight

1294 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Stephen Herek
Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin

1293 The Rainmaker
Joseph Anthony
Katharine Hepburn, Burt Lancaster

1292 The Green Berets
Ray Kellogg, John Wayne
John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton, Aldo Ray

1291 10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
Julia Stiles, Heath Ledger, Larisa Oleynik, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David Krumholtz

1290 Wild Hogs
Walt Becker
John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Marisa Tomei

1289 A Fish Called Wanda
Charles Crichton
John Cleese, Kevin Kline, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Palin

1288 13 Going on 30
Gary Winick
Jennifer Garner

1287 Above the Rim
Jeff Pollack
Duane Martin, Leon, Tupac Shakur

1286 Hello, Dolly!
Gene Kelly
Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Marianne McAndrew, Danny Lockin, Louis Armstrong
Horace: Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in danger of contamination.

1285 Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Charles Barton
Bud Abbott, Lou Costello

1284 Of Mice and Men
Lewis Milestone
Burgess Meredith, Betty Field, Lon Chaney, Jr.

1283 About Last Night
Steve Pink
Kevin Hart, Regina Hall, Michael Ealy, Joy Bryant

1282 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
David Yates
Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Jon Voight, Zoe Kravitz, Samantha Morton, Colin Farrell, Ron Perlman, Ezra Miller, Jenn Murray, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Gemma Chan, Carmen Ejogo, Faith Wood-Blagrove, Josh Cowdery

1281 Fantastic Four
Josh Trank
Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell

1280 Finding Dory
Andrew Stanton
Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Hayden Rolence, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Kaitlin Olson, Ty Burrell, Ed O'Neill

1279 Inferno
Ron Howard
Tom Hanks, Felicity Jones, Irrfan Khan, Omar Sy, Ben Foster, Sidse Babett Knudsen

1278 La La Land
Damien Chazelle
Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, J. K. Simmons, John Legend, Rosemarie DeWitt, Finn Wittrock, Tom Everett Scott

1277 Maleficent
Robert Stromberg
Angelina Jolie, Sharlto Copley, Elle Fanning, Sam Riley, Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple, Lesley Manville

1276 Masterminds
Jared Hess
Zach Galifianakis, Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis

1275 Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
Nicholas Stoller
Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Chloë Grace Moretz, Dave Franco, Selena Gomez

1274 San Andreas
Brad Peyton
Dwayne Johnson, Alexandra Daddario, Carla Gugino, Paul Giamatti, Kylie Minogue, Ioan Gruffudd, Colton Haynes, Will Yun Lee, Archie Panjabi, Todd Williams, Hugo Johnstone-Burt, Art Parkinson

1273 Sicario
Denis Villeneuve
Emily Blunt, Benicio del Toro, Josh Brolin, Jon Bernthal

1272 The Imitation Game
Morten Tyldum
Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, Rory Kinnear, Allen Leech, Matthew Beard, Charles Dance

1271 The Wedding Ringer
Jeremy Garelick
Kevin Hart, Josh Gad, Kaley Cuoco, Olivia Thirlby, Alan Ritchson, Mimi Rogers, Ken Howard, Affion Crockett, Lindsay Pearce, Jenifer Lewis, Cloris Leachman

1270 A River Runs Through It
Robert Redford
Craig Sheffer, Brad Pitt, Tom Skerritt, Brenda Blethyn, Emily Lloyd

1269 The Kids Are All Right
Lisa Cholodenko
Annette Bening, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Mia Wasikowska, Josh Hutcherson

1268 What's Your Number?
Mark Mylod
Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor and Blythe Danner, Ed Begley, Jr., Joel McHale, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Zachary Quinto, Chris Pratt, Andy Samberg, Thomas Lennon, Mike Vogel, Martin Freeman, Anthony Mackie, Dave Annable

1267 Two for the Money
D. J. Caruso
Al Pacino, Matthew McConaughey, Rene Russo

1266 Heat
Michael Mann
Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Ashley Judd, Amy Brenneman, Dennis Haysbert, Tom Sizemore, Jon Voight, Natalie Portman

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